Somebody, somebody yeah Somebody fotted in this elevator Somebody yeah And someday I'm gonna marry that girl I took the elevator down That's when I heard a funky sound And I'm still gonna marry that girl Still gonna marry that girl Still gonna marry that girl Yeah, still gonna marry that girl Still gonna marry that girl Still gonna marry that,...Learn More

These turtle boys These turtle boys These turtle boys These turtle boys Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo Raphael, and the master is Splinter Ha, ha Hey guys, thanks for watching And don't forget to download this free, exclusive song Over at W-W-W-I-fuck-ninja-turtles-dot-U-K...Learn More

Yo Me and my dad went huntin' the other day I had so much fun and we saw a big-ass bear For a second there, I got really scared But then it came out of the bushes, I had to laugh Because the bear had a pussy Oh ho, the bear had a pussy The big-ass bear had a big fuckin' pussy...Learn More

Somebody killed Darryl?! Some-some-some-somebody killed Darryl?! Shit! Somebody killed Darryl?! S-s-some-s-s-somebody killed Darryl?! Shit! Somebody killed Darryl?! Some-some-some-somebody killed Darryl?! Shit! Somebody killed Darryl?! S-s-some-s-s-somebody killed Darryl?! Shit! Yeah Somebody must've killed Darryl ’Cause that's what the guy had...Learn More

Ugh, woo Let me get really real (Let me get really real) Yo Can I talk about this? If a black girl farts in the woods And nobody's around to smell it (Cool) Did it ever really happen? I'm not tellin'...Learn More

I call this next song "Pussy Shit" It's about a big ol' piece of poo comin' out of a pussy I mean, I know that's not true that pussies can shit But whatev' Would you be so cavalier About sticking your wiener in there And would you still clown a faggot For stickin' his dick in dudes' asses Y'all sound stupid Ugh, shut up, bitch Shut up, bitch Shut...Learn More