Whoah, my pants just ripped Who put that beer bottle up my ass Ouch I can't even see Shaggy, wheres my glasses Just finished roofing my cat's doghouse I've got an extensive bottlecap collection bro Last week I went jet skiing with some saucy singles Shut up, you're a loser Mister Blister Man Hey Buddy, I just watched Star Wars: Rogue One I slept...Learn More

Enter the jungle Surfin' the trees Grab hold of the vines And swing with your knees Enter the jungle Where monkeys are ample Grab that little fucker for his milk you will sample Milk a monkey, man Any monkey Milk a monkey, man Monk a milky It's time to milk out the chunk from monk Just firmly grasp and jerk at his junk Milk a monkey, man Any...Learn More

I said a puppy got four feet So whys my little puppy gots three Little puppy four feet Little puppy three You tell me a puppy has four feet Then why does my little puppy have three Little puppy two feet Only got three Puppy two-four feet Puppy two three Little puppy four feet Only got little puppy three I said a puppy gots ​four feet Then whys my...Learn More

I'm gonna poop I'm gonna cum I'm gonna poop I'm gonna cum I'm gonna cum I'm gonna pee I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna squirt I'm gonna pee...Learn More

[pt. 1] You are in my way [pt. 2] Hey How's it going Yeah, you Doesn't that feel better You are now paralyzed From the shoulders down There's no point in calling for help You're a vegetable Don't freak out You've gotta come to terms with it at some point You're paralyzed You are now a head With a motionless body Fading away Guess who's behind...Learn More

Big fat bitch is coming for my head now What the fuck a fat bitch is shooting for my head now Get up on my head now little fat bitch Big fat bitch is coming for my head now What the fuck a fat bitch is shooting for my head now Go ahead, do your little fat shit Big fat bitch go and get upon my head now Big fat bitch go and get upon my Get up on...Learn More

We're going to the rings of Saturn On a trip we go, you'll never return Book your flight And stay the night To Saturn, we must go I can see it in your eyes Like a bird, you will fly Through the cosmos to the rings Upon arrival, you will sing We're going to the rings of Saturn Feel the burn To Saturn, we are going We are going To the rings, we...Learn More

Time passes by as I'm smoking getting faded Thinking of my love for all who I'm related The shit that gets me high Wonder if I'm gonna die Before I touch the sky and can tell them all I made it Like, I'm finally naked I'm finally famous I finally made it But I still can't take it If I had to break it down, I'm just doing the same shit I feel like...Learn More

Just a kraken and a midget Midget get to mackin' on a bitch Midget straight mackin' on a bitch While the Kraken eats some fish Midget straight clappin' in a bitch Now the midget smashin' in a bitch While the Kraken takes a piss Midget is the Kraken And the kraken is a midget Midget stay smashin' While the Kraken play with fishes Kraken stay...Learn More

[pt. 1] I'm gonna come in the place I'm gonna bust in your face I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna come in the place I'm gonna bust in your face I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna cum in the couch I'm gonna bust in your mouth I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna cum in the couch I'm gonna bust in your mouth Skyelur talkin' bout cummin' on a face I don't give a...Learn More

I'm straight pissin' on the mic I do whatever I like I'm out the kitchen with a knife You'd better run for your life Man, hide your kids Hide your wife Better get out of sight I'm Dead Island with the shit The blade gon give you a slice Imma cut you up good Man, you gon need some ice Creepin' through your neighborhood And the weather is nice I'm up...Learn More