[Henry:] You see, my serial pussy days are over Because, well... I've, I've just met someone Someone so It all went so fast I just moved into her tiny hidden palace—'cause yes, she's a queen And now, I'm engaged I know, I know—marrying a girl when you're as young and green as me, it's like... swimming the Atlantic with a concrete block tied to...Learn More

We've washed ashore, Annette On some island somewhere Your mother's gone, Annette I'll take care of you Help is on the way, Annette Someone's heard our calls In the meantime stars line up They line up for you "Somehow I'm imagining Annette is singing. Just as the light of the moon lit her beautiful face. I'm foolish. How very foolish I can be....Learn More

[Henry, spoken] See, my friend... [The Conductor] Henry, don't fool around. The water must be freezing, you wouldn't want me to drown... would you? [Henry, spoken] I don't know... What was I about to say? [The Conductor] Shall we talk, as you asked? I can't stay, can you make it fast? Not to be impolite, but it's been a long, long night Hey,...Learn More

OK, but why did you become a comedian? For the money? Oh no, no Though I've come from poverty and severity And now have reached big money and obscenity So why did you become a comedian? For the fame? Oh no, no Though fame is like a flame, glorious, superfluous So nice being famous for being infamous OK, but why did you become a comedian? Fear...Learn More

[Connie O'Conner, Spoken:] Connie O'Conner here for Show Biz News Bringing you the latest on Ann and Henry's worldwind marriage! The two stars, both at the pinnacle of their careers, have officially tied the knot...Learn More

There's a chill in the air, only slight Where is the moon? Where is the starlight? Bearings lost, we're adrift, only slight Where is the moon? Where is the starlight? Tonight Afraid, don't know why Where is the moonlight? Afraid, don't know why Where is the starlight? Afraid, afraid of you Something about that look in your eyes Hurry down, I...Learn More

[HENRY] You used to laugh But now you sure ain't laughin' at me no more You used to laugh But now you sure ain't laughin' at me no more What's your problem? What's your fucking problem? What's your problem? Your fucking problem? [HENRY and AUDIENCE, overlapping] Do you think I care? (Henry, Henry, we've had enough) You think I care what you all...Learn More

Ann! Are you drunk, Henry? I'm not that drunk Let's waltz But I'll kill my voice out here. Henry! A storm is rolling in! I'm well aware of that, my dear Let's waltz in the storm! A storm is rolling in A storm is rolling in A storm is rolling in A storm is rolling in Henry you're drunk! Henry you're drunk! I'm not that drunk! I'm not that...Learn More

[Henry:] Sure, I've sinned in all your eyes But one thing you cannot deny is I'm a good father, I'm a good father I'm a good father—am I? I'm a good father, I'm a good father I'm a good father—am I? My Annette will ask someday Where is my mother?—I will say That I'm a good father, I'm a good father I'm a good father, but she's gone I'm a good...Learn More

Newborn girl... newborn girl... newborn girl... [Connie O'Connor:] And in Show Biz News, anonymous sources report that the singing and laughter around The Defrasnoux-McHenry household will soon be drowned out by the cries of a newborn girl...Learn More

Somehow I'm imagining Annette is singing Just as the light of the moon lit her beautiful face I'm foolish... how very foolish I can be... Oh, I can hear the stars laughing at me... In the morning I'll be free of all these hallucinations...Learn More

All the girls I see Look so great to me What amazes me Is what they see in me All the girls I see In France and Italy Or here in Roppongi What do they see in me Am I handsome? No (You're so handsome) Charming, well, so so (You're so charming) I'm a foreign guy (So exotic!) Rich and drunk, maybe that's why Hard to imagine All these fucking...Learn More