I prefer a carrot in my hotdog Over an apple in my roast hog And I would like my burger To not taste like murder Please make me some soybeans To provide me with all my proteins I’m just following the veggie trend So please don’t think I’m an animal friend I don’t love animals Hate them That’s why I don’t eat meat I don’t want nothing to do with...Learn More

I was walking in Brussels down the street There’s plenty cosy little places to eat I was walking in Brussels down the street And oh, the people there are so sweet At the Atomium I arrived After a 15 minutes metro ride Climbed an iron crystal magnified Over a hundred sixty billion times When I got back you won’t believe what I viewed And I know...Learn More

I saw a fat guy running to the train station Like the migration, of a whole nation Drippin’ sweat from his forehead Fell on the doorstep of the train station Like an elephant, that was evident And eloquently present The building collapsed by his impact Or so it seemed perhaps, when his weight attacked Then he took a quick break He ate a...Learn More