[Intro: Arthur Russell & Squidward Tentacles] Baby lion goes Where the squiddies goes [Verse 1] You said you never saw this comin’, well, your not alone Hundred Krabby Patties inside of a squiddies home Sandy called, said she give me best years of her life I saw her with Mr. Krabs, I guess she was right I wake up, I guess I am the manager Checking...Learn More

[Intro] Uh [Chorus] Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger But she ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward Now, I ain’t saying she a gold digger She ain’t messing’ with no broke Squidward Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down Get down Pearl, go 'head, get down Get down Pearl, go 'head [Verse 1] Squiddy is on meds,...Learn More

[Intro: Marcus Garvey] May I say something to you to give you a true knowledge of yourself and life? Man in the full knowledge of himself is a superb and supreme creature of creation When man becomes possessor of the knowledge of himself, he becomes the master of his environment [Chorus] I don’t feel pain anymore Guess what, Sandy? I’m a squid...Learn More

[Intro: Squidward Tentacles] Some day, some day Some day I’ll, I wanna wear a Squiddy crown [Verse 1: Carsondidarson] Squidward, Squidward, Squidward I wanna lay down, like Squid did, on off day Hold up, hold up Squidward, Squidward, I remembered this on off day Spongebob, Patrick, Plankton Squidward, not gonna love everybody Squidward, want to...Learn More

[Intro] Turn it up! [Verse 1] Step up in this fish like (Turn it up!) I’m the one your fish like Yeah, I’m the one your fish like (Turn it up!) And I be talkin’ like I ain’t scared to lose a squid fight (Turn it up!) And she grabbin’ on my nose like She wanna see if it’ll fit right (Turn it up!) That’s just the squid [Chorus] Squids don’t die Let...Learn More

[Intro: Otis Redding & Squidward Tentacles] Wish I had told ooh was (Uh oh) only one But it’s too late It’s too late He’s gone [Verse 1: Squidward Tentacles] A player, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Squidward I’m a bit tall, and I ain’t talkin’ ‘bout Victor Walkin’ to the building, everybody’s in a big herd Playing clarinet so sweet that you won’t even...Learn More

[Intro] Flashing squids Flashing squids Flashing squids Flashing squids [Verse 1] She don’t believe in Patrick Star But she believes in boats and cars Mrs. Puff and Patrick Star Krabby Patties, we off the charts She more of Bikini Bottom I’m more of the famous withsady My name is Squidward, yeah, you know I love me Play my clarinet so loud that’s...Learn More

[Intro] Falling, swimming, flipping Patties I know you want to swim all night, all night Joking, kidding, talking with Squilliam To defend all of these violent squids Squiddy please [Chorus] Don’t you swim up in a hurry, the squids will be worried, aw It was all part of the squiddy, even the Patties, aw Thank you for all of the glory, and the...Learn More

[Intro] I’m up in the squid, I’m down on my mind I’m using the squid to slow down the time I’m up in the squid, I’m down on my mind I’m using the squid to slow down the time I’m up in the squid, I’m down on my mind I’m using the Squiddy, down the time [Chorus] I’m up in the squid, I’m down my whole life I’m using the Squiddy, and I’m down for the...Learn More

[Intro: Rick James & James Brown] Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya Look at ya, look at ya, look at ya, look at ya (Ladies and gentlemen, ladies, ladies and gentlemen) [Pre-Chorus] And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You’ve...Learn More