[Hook] Put yo' leg in the air, put yo' hands on the ground Get yo' head to the sky, and do that catcall sound Do the catcall Do the catcall [Verse 1: Matt] There are some things you need to know My boi, James, takes it slow On the first date, touch his prostate On the second, well I reckon You can try to hear his catcall but you can't 'Cuz his...Learn More

[Verse 1: James] I look like Shrek I am an ogre I fuck your bitches I steal your corn Go in the village Scare all the people Fuck all the bitches Take all the children Raise them as my own They are my children They are my kids They are my ogres These boys are my children These girls are my children They are little ogres They are known as...Learn More

[Stephen] Mmm. Oh yeah. Feelin' funky. Ooh, this beat is fresh. It's a fresh beat "Hey Stephen. You're looking sexy." Thank you ladies. I know I am "Stephen, Stephen! We wanna do you!" Ladies, that's pretty dirty. I'm not ready for the commitment "Hey, Stephen." Oh hey, fellas! "We want your body. We want it bad. You make us gay. So very gay. We...Learn More

[Hook] Bitch, get that midget out my face Woo woo swag! Bitch, get that midget off my dick Fuck you son! [Verse 1: James] Bitches bringing midgets to my crib Like I'm baseball diamond Midgets trying to light my fucking trees Bitch, I'm fucking flying Bitch, I wanna bone you like Tony Giordano Ig'nant motherfuckers think they fuck with...Learn More

[Verse 1: Matt] I spend all day every day chillin' And you can't join me unless you illin' Stephen & Tha Boiz - fuckin' girls, hating midgetz But if you ain't a dwarf girl, gimme yo' digits Alex, James, Joe, Conor, Stephen, and Will Whether rappin' or tappin' yo' girl, we got skill Ya hear someone moaning, wonder "What's that noise?" It's just yo'...Learn More

[Hook] I need you, baby, in my life 400 pounds, you'll be my wife I'm a chubby chaser, yeah it's true If you're portly, baby, I want you [Verse 1: Stephen] When you go joggin' down my street I can't help but beat my meat The way your flesh rolls rise and set Let me lick the sweat underneath your breasts May I nibble that fat ass Would a French...Learn More

[Verse 1: Matt] I'm in Chuck E, ninja Fuckin' bitches All the rats Find the cheese in my britches Put on my Chuck E suit Stick my dick out Punch a couple kids In they mothafuckin' mouth I'm a nice guy I just have some guilty pleasures Desperate times call for Desperate mothafuckin' measures Call my dudes There's a rat in the house He's a dirty...Learn More

[Verse 1: Will] #paperqanq Swaq in the forty stank Let me off that pimpin' ho Like 365 Nobody like Lil Wayne Like the psych cake decorator Fuckin' with the swaq In the forties, look Funky wagnall Sex on the beach With a faggot In the hard drive Markel on the jumpoff With the sweet spleeze Cough syrup...Learn More

(Matt) Oh, back on this brother! (James) Yo, don't call this the comeback, cause it ain't. I've been in the game my entire life and I'm gonna be in the game 'til I die (Matt) Just watch this verse. Watch this verse. This is gonna be the best verse ever - Agh! (Narrator) We interrupt this song for a special erotic announcement from Stephen...Learn More