[Verse 1] Stuck to the barstool on a sunny afternoon but Inside the pub it’s always dark In walks m’lady, flirty little ass, I swoop like Tornadoes on a trailer park Her breath, it smells like alcohol salad She likes the way I talk her up Don’t regret me drunken lady When you wake up [Verse 2] She’s such a fox, right. She’s got the looks to prove...Learn More

[Verse 1] You better tuck that away Ain’t ya been told boy? You fumble that way Keep it near your rib cage Just like Adam did Eve Or you’ll feel the pain A spear in the side for your blasphemy Now watch the forester fade Into the trees [Chorus] And break down right in front of me You let the fear flow through your bloodstream And I’m a captain...Learn More