[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Walking down the street for a bite to eat Call my buddy R Dog for a tasty treat Gonna get some Fro-yo, but what's this? Found some loose change now I'm in the biz 20 grand in quarters just came out my pocket I'm a rock star like Toad the Wet Sprocket I shock it, elliptical every day But I digress, this rap's about these...Learn More

[Hook] Errybody wearing them tracksuits Errybody wearing them tracksuits Errybody wearing them tracksuits Errybody wearing them tracksuits [Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yo nice tracksuit I bet you run track Nah kid like Randy Barnes I got a strong back I'm saying I throw down shotput is the game Classic shotty, but nah son that's lame We be new school...Learn More

[Hook] Yeah we bowling Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling like some motherfudgers Bowling for real [Verse 1: Big Lou] We some 10 pin kings I’m the monarch of strikes Throw 300 point games make sluts out of dykes Use an eight bound ball to take care of those whites Knock them all down and set off the lights Bowlerland bosses we the dons of the...Learn More

[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yo last week I drove my P.T. off the lot Don’t got no license but I ain’t gone get caught Cruising on the interstate, windows rolled down Beats blasting so loud, heard from miles around Whip out a notebook and take these notes If you ain’t got no auto insurance quotes [Hook] DRIVE SLOW HOMIE Not a matter of choice DRIVE...Learn More

[Intro: DJ Felicetti] Yeah yeah yeah, check 1,2,1,2 Awwwww yeah, its DJ Felicetti, and as always Big Lou’s in da house Bringin you the best from the west----chester [Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Catch me at cho ice cream social And just make sure the party ain't terrible Cuz im about to spin like a diamond rotor As long as I get some soder [Hook] YEAH...Learn More

[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yeah, in my schoolboy days I often would see pencils with an angelic haze Something came over me, like a dragon from the west I’m the coolest cat around and I’ve always had the best Wear the best, walk the best Don’t skip, talk, or play like the rest But the one thing that I can’t control Is when I get out of this jail on...Learn More

[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yo Verizon you whack My internet be slackin' Yeah whats cracking, I be mackin Too bad I be here home alone… Culkin But never sulking Cause when we sulking Bruce Banner be hulking I know this isn’t easy to hear, lay it on me doc I think I might have to switch my provider to cox Not a problem, cause I got too many of...Learn More

[Verse 1: DJ Felicetti] Yo they call me Uncle Magic I'm a certified god Watch me impale your volunteer tuckus with this shower rod Hitting up parties like my name is Lohan I'm gonna blow your mind so hard you’ll be like slow down man Magic is king, sorcery so secondary What is this Chris Angel? Elementary Blaine still the master, solid in his...Learn More

[Verse 1: Big Lou] Yo dawg check this video out Cats doing shit is what it’s about Don’t you love YouTube Videos? Just pull up a chill vid and forget your woes I should be working, but I’m getting distracted Watching videos of uncoordinated fat kids Just a quick study break I have to see if this video is real or fake 320p fuck that I go for HD Stop...Learn More