[Verse] I could fly if I wanted to But I don’t I can grow grass just by thinking about it If I wanted to but I don’t I can talk to animals if I wanted to Convince them to build me a house out of sticks leaves and vines they could make me a fire if I wanted to But I don’t I could have love if I wanted to I could make it But I don’t I could make a...Learn More

[Verse] People ask me all the time No matter where I am They ask and they ask How many times have I been woken up At 2:33 in the morning to someone looming over my bed asking me My doctor asked me today My doctor Can you believe it Hell, where do kids get the idea to ask me Who's raising these kids teaching them to ask me I don't blame the kids I...Learn More

[Verse] This waterfall is in the wrong place I can't quite explain it But the- there's just something off about it, don't you think? Something about its positioning The way it falls, what it's surrounded by, it just doesn't add up Like somebody put it there, but didn't have the right Somebody who didn't buy the right permit Somebody who maybe who...Learn More

[Verse] Hey there’s a funeral down the street do you wanna go I don’t know some guy But it sounds nice sounds like a good time there’s gonna be a ton of people there All those matching outfits Same colors same massages and the cloth There’s a funeral right right down the street maybe a ten minute walk at most but it’s nice out if you wanna go We...Learn More

[Verse] I was attacked by that rock over there Somebody jumped out from one of the biggest parts Ripped my feet off with their bare hands I saw my tendance pulled out from my ankles like chewed up gum with a quarter of the elasticity This thing this person at most Slipped my feet on over stumps and skipped on their way Picking flowers and drinking...Learn More

[Verse] I'm a head farmer Got about eighteen thousand acres Humble I make good crops High yield A hundred to a hundred and ten percent I sell eyes to the blind Hair to the bald Mouths to the hungry Ears to the deaf Beards to pre-teens I sell teeth to the gummy and the old I sell wrinkles to the wise beyond their years And clear skin to those who...Learn More

[Verse] There's a cave in my attic I go up there every week or so I've learned any electronics are useless Oil lanterns Maybe a burning newspaper if I'm low on oil The attic's at the top, but the cave goes straight down I don't really know how that works It's not my job to know Apparently I've only gotten so far Maybe three hundred feet at...Learn More

[Verse] This is not good No, this is not good This is not good I'll be the first to say that this is...not great Far from excellent The complete opposite of superb Might even go as far to say it's...bad Negative This is bad This is, this is pretty bad. This is not--(sighs)--not good This is...this is awful. This is just awful this is-- This is...Learn More

[Verse 1] I've been sleeping in your garage I hope you don't mind Each time you pull in I tuck behind the bureau in the corner [Verse 2] You haven't noticed me yet But I noticed you a long time ago Of course You have a lot of nice things in here [Verse 3] Looks like you had a kid or two at some point I never see them in the car Old wedding...Learn More