[Verse 1: F-Word, M-Sack] I got the boys cooking in the shed Tryna' bake some bread Yeah my name is Fred Yeah Gettin' so much salt Imma need to buy a vault Lock it with a bolt Then preserve that bitch with salt, yeah Cooking with a chum Havin' lots of fun And when I'm done He finna be like "Woah, yeah, yo" Doing other things Doing lots of things...Learn More

[Intro: F-Word] Yo, we up in this bitch We got something to tell you for the people Yoooo, my name It be Jorgan Moans, wooo! [Chorus: M-Sack, F-Word] My name is Jorgan Moans (My name is Jorgan Moans) Jorgan Moans My name is Jorgan Moans (My name is Jorgan Moans) Jorgan Moans You may think I'm not Jorgan Moans But in fact you are wrong My name is...Learn More

[Verse 1] I be trippin' over boxes ’cus I am a sack I'm on the run from the government cause I don't pay my tax I got Byron here with me, bad time to be black Tryna dodge the popo, have a panic attack I got some shit bars from my old Kodak People walk up to me and I proceed to quack I got an automobile, I call it the bean It’s really an auxiliary...Learn More

[Verse 1] I told you 'bout Get Your Boi Damp You know the song where you fuck your dad Well here's another song you can see Listen to me Standing on the brink of emptiness Me and Fred tryna' make ends meet-ted [Hook] Looking through a paper tube [Verse 2] I told you 'bout Byron and me man You know that we're as close as can be man Byron played...Learn More

[Verse 1: M-Sack, D-Dog, F-Word] My name is Sack, I smoke the weed If I didn't inject it I would die indeed Here is the story of my first herb joint And how my life had a negative turning point I was walking the street and I saw a man and he said to me "Hey kid I'm a dealer, do you want some ganja?" I said "Naaaah" I'm good Christian boy who don't...Learn More

[Intro: Ray William Johnson] Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom You know we straight, we doin' your...Learn More

[Intro: R-K-Dubuya] Mm (Clears throat) Okay [Chorus: R-K-Dubuya] Penis, p-penis, p-penis Yeah I want the penis in my mouth Penis, p-penis, p-penis Yeah I want the penis in my mouth Penis, p-penis, p-penis Yeah I want the penis in my mouth Penis, p-penis, p-penis Yeah I want the penis in my mouth [Verse 1: R-K-Dubuya] I want penis in my...Learn More

[Intro: John Lennon] Hello, hello, uh, I'm John Lennon Sugar plum fairy Doo doo doo doo doo doo Deeeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeee Tangerine trees (Laughter) [Verse 1: M-Sack, F-Word, M-Sack & F-Word] Fred, Fred, we're not using this recording for the intro Not we gotta man, we gotta record the intro to Lego On The Ceiling man There's so much background noise...Learn More

[Chorus] When the imposter is sus Mom can I play Among Us I promise this time I won't cuss If I get accused because I'm sus When the imposter is sus Mom can I please play Among Us I promise this time I will not cuss If I get ejected 'cus I'm sus [Verse] Among us Among us I want to play Among Us If I could play Among Us I would do it now Sus,...Learn More

[Verse 1: A-Pesto] Lil Pesto, picking up the mic Fat beats rolling out like the 3rd Reich You have orange hair and you don’t have a prayer And I really don’t care about you [Verse 2: Theo Dickrige] Yo it's Big Toe but not actually though We're discussing Lil' Bed his brain is super slow He's a fat cunt with a colostomy bag He's adopted, wow, what...Learn More

[Verse] Her majesty's a pretty nice girl But she doesn't have a lot to say Her majesty's a pretty nice girl But she changes from day to day I want to tell her that I love her a lot But I gotta get a bellyful of wine Her majesty's a pretty nice girl Someday I'm gonna make her mine Her majesty's a pretty nice girl But she doesn't have a lot to...Learn More

[Intro: B-Ball] The smell of piss is starting to smell like decent bacon Hello, we're the Sleaford Mods [Verse: M-Sack, F-Word] This song is for all the haters Whether you’re traitors, skaters, waiters, dictators, or collaborators Even refrigerators We're coming for you while we're smoking paper The weed drops deep as does my ade I never sleep,...Learn More