I'm not crying cause you're leaving in the morning I'm not crying cause I feel misunderstood I'm not crying cause I don't know when I will see you again I was just crying cause it felt so good I wish we could lay here and watch the morning slowly pass us by And you would not go Though I guess you probably should I wish you could stay here And...Learn More

Teenagers are stupid Teenagers are assholes Teenagers think they got the world by the balls Teenagers are stupid Teenagers are assholes Sometimes I wish there wasn't no teenagers at all Well I know that I gotta get old And I know that I'm gonna look bad But you don't have to tell me I should gracefully Cause I've seen what's gonna be seen At the...Learn More

Who knew? About her and you? And why I'm going around looking so blue When ya found yourself with someone else I wish you'd kept it to yourself Tell me true, will you? Who fucking knew? When I got home from Beaumont I knew something was amiss The lights were off, the door was locked, I started getting pissed Neither dog had either food or water in...Learn More

It's a beautiful world we live in A sweet romantic place Beautiful people everywhere The way they show they care Makes me want to say It's a beautiful world It's a beautiful world For you For you For you For you For you For you It's a wonderful time to be here It's great to be alive Wonderful people everywhere The way they comb their hair Makes...Learn More

Why I gotta be so famous? I'm droppin C notes, in the casino And in the G string, cause it's a G thing Three sheets to the wind and still I got your girlfriend Why I gotta be so famous? You see, what it leads to When your fame always proceeds you Folks be wanting to press the flesh with But there's some flesh that you don't wanna mess with But...Learn More

President Bush, I love you I pray, you never die I pray, that angels watch over you Just as you, watch over me So please, don't, shoot the President Shoot, shoot the President Don't shoot the President Shoot, shoot the President Don't shoot the President Shoot, shoot the President Don't shoot the President Shoot, shoot the President Arabs, they...Learn More

Crying holy unto the Lord Crying holy unto the Lord If I could I surely would Stand on the rock where Moses stood Well I ain't no stranger now Lord, I ain’t no stranger now I ain't no stranger than I've ever been Lord, I ain’t no stranger now Crying holy unto the Lord Crying holy unto the Lord If I could I surely would Stand on the rock where...Learn More

You're a burr under my saddle You're a thorn sticking in my side You're the gravel hidden in my boots You're the grit blowing in my eye You're a dark and ugly rain cloud Blocking my view of the moon I can't wait til the day I'm through with you Can't see it happening soon Well they say waking up, is hard to do But that's never been so true I...Learn More