Good evening, ladies and gentleman And welcome to Colorful Colorado And tonight, a no-holds-barred match Of the ultimate fighting-man competition In this corner, a mountain beast of a man Weighing in at 427 pounds From the Tokugawa Era of Japan And tonight his opponent will be A 33-pound canary! Who do you think would win?...Learn More

I am Mr. Sludge Unlike you Mr. Sludge I am Mr. Sludge Without a voice Mr. Sludge Swamps are filled with bodies Foundation-bone-built city Lurking in the backyard Guilt will not substitute for pain I am Mr. Sludge Wanting to kill Mr. Sludge I am Mr. Sludge Just like you Mr. Sludge Time for revolution Killing fields of blood Poisoning my own...Learn More

In Panama, I got the money In Iraq, I got the money For Sandinista, I got the money For Los Angeles, I got the money Everybody wants to be white, don't they? Freedom… lies Justice… lies C … I … A … The truth shall set you free You need some crack, I got the money You got some guns, I got the money Torture, please, I got the money Murder, yes,...Learn More

[Verse] I'll spend my life cleaning up this place For all I know, I'm made of nuclear waste I sweep the floor, sweep up disgust The sores on my hands fill me with lust Lust to fill the water supply With LSD, PCP, and cyanide [Chorus] Die, die! Die, die! Die, die! [Verse] Achmed sells the used cars The Seven Seven Seven is his favorite bar One day...Learn More

[Chorus] Good morning Dull Eyes How're you doing today? Shitty as usual? Well, that's okay Is this for coke, or sympathy? You won't get either acting that way You just stayed up all night You and your beau, you had a big fight You threaten with a razor, I think you might Dull Eyes, you're such a sight [Verse] Life is so rough The world is too...Learn More

[Verse] Brightly swirls the ringing note, it moves the rhythm fore Despite the critic's friendly vote, just play a little more Songs sung with happy cheer, hidden from the greed Sponsorship of Cocaine® and beer, corporation feed [Chorus] I'm just a god, won't you leave me alone? Let me be, let me be I'm not a man, because I play you my songs Can't...Learn More

[Verse] Well, I'm sitting there talking to my good friend Brian He pulls up in this brand new car he bought over in Europe somewhere He and his wife flew over and picked it up at the factory You know, hey drove around the continent for weeks And when they were "Finish" They drove through the "Chunnel" Put the thing in a box And sailed home on the...Learn More

[Verse] Castles made of glass and steel Whip those cogs, turn those wheels Nothing more than resources Use them like they were workhorses Pick a fight with competition Cut wages for ammunition Take them with hostility Business, not civility [Chorus] Downsize! Rightsize! Compromise! Sterilize! [Verse] Despite the periodic layoffs They'll keep the...Learn More

There once was a Boston Irish one-eyed trouser mouse He liked to torture women on the balcony of the White House And he tried to blow up the world He wanted to blow up the world He almost succeeded in blowing up the world We really owe thanks to Lee Harvey Oswald Remember the Alamo, murder is fun We should build a shrine to this Texas son If it...Learn More

[Verse] Hear Bruce talking about them Glory Days About all them ball games, and the ones that got away Ol' Bruce sits there eating glory with his lunch How can he begrudge a man for needing a little crutch? [Chorus] Today, the cities just might burn Burn from the flame of boiling rage Of blood and pain [Verse] Little pink houses come from fantasy...Learn More

[Verse] I've got a Jesus fish on my BMW Enough joy in my heart for each and every one of you I even like queers, human rights reasoning Unless they mess with Celestial Seasonings I'm against all sorts of racist packaging But on boxes of tea, it's really happening I'm always first in line to take a stand With God on our side, we will rule the...Learn More

[Verse] I think I'll take a break Go on down by the lake I think I'll buy some rum Go to the park, and be a bum [Chorus] Going on a picnic in the noonday sun Life's got me on the run When I get back, gonna have some fun They'll take me back when I get my gun [Verse] Loosen up my tie Walk right out and follow the sky Even take off my shoes Take a...Learn More