I always knew I would be homeless at some point And now I really need some vodka and a joint I always knew that I would be out in the cold I always knew that it would happen when I'm old I always knew, I always knew, I always knew I'd always lose I always knew, I always knew, I always knew I'd always lose I always knew that I'd be livin' in a...Learn More

I was in love with a Tea Party Republican How we got along for so long, I just can't understand She called me a hippie and I called her a jerk She said that poor people, they just don't wanna work I was in love with a Tea Party Republican I asked, "Do you love me?", she said, "Don't tread on me" That's heavy, man I respected her opinion, she played...Learn More

Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Everybody do the Donkey Kong Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong It's a dance that you can't get wrong Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Everybody do the Donkey Kong Donkey Kong, Donkey Kong Anyone can do it, except your mom Throw your hands in the air And wave 'em like you are covered in hair Beat your chest with your knuckles Throw a few...Learn More

Haven't I heard this song before? Think I heard it on the radio and maybe at the store Haven't I heard these chords before? Won't be too much longer 'til I'm hearin' 'em once more Oh no I've heard these chords so many times Just mix 'em with a batch of catchy rhymes It's a formula to punk rock success Won't be too much longer 'til we're makin' a...Learn More

Morning happens every day, I should be used to it by now Stumblin' like a zombie from the bed into the shower Don't talk to me, I need caffeine Don't look at me, I don't want to be seen Don't talk to me, I need caffeine Don't look at me, I'm morning mean Morning happens every day but I'm never quite prepared My eyes are barely open as I stumble...Learn More

I'm down to only half a heart and it beeps incessantly Although I know the end is near, there's still one thing that comforts me I got this fairy in a bottle I'm out of potions red and blue, green, too I got this fairy in my bottle I'm on my way to rescue you Little fairy, I must warn you, you can't escape, so don't resist And I regret I must...Learn More

If you were the wind, I'd wish to be a kite If you were a guitar, I'd play you all the night If you were peaches, I'd eat you straight from the can If you were a rock star, I'd be your number one fan If you were you, I would be me If you were the moon, I'd be an astronaut If you were ketchup, I'd be a tater tot If you were water, I would be a...Learn More

Sarah, there's nothing you could say that wouldn't make my day Sarah, can't get you off my mind, wouldn't want to anyway Ever since we talked all night 'til the sun came up in the city of angels My life's never been the same Sarah, there's nowhere we could go where we wouldn't have fun, I know Sarah, from a BART parking lot to a punk rock...Learn More

Tiny little words on a tiny glowing screen A buzz in my pocket, that's all you've been Punctuation smiles, that's all I've seen Tiny little words on a tiny glowing screen There was a time when you'd show up at my door A few hours here and there, I dared not ask for more What happened to those days? I'm still not sure There was a time when you'd...Learn More

I was a teenage metalhead I worshipped all things dark and dead I cared not what anybody said I was a teenage metalhead Slayer, Metallica and Megadeth Even Winger and Bon Jovi Don't judge me, y'all don't know me I was a teenage metalhead I worshipped all things dark and dead I cared not what anybody said I was a teenage metalhead...Learn More

At the end of my life, will I be judged by all the fears I had? Will I be taken for everything that I ever said? Will they look back with sympathy and pity who I was? Will they see me in the same light that everybody does? Will it all make sense in the end? Then will I finally understand? Will I be ready to give up on all that I've held onto for so...Learn More

I wanna be your American Idol 'cause I think you're so hot I wanna be your American Idol, baby, just give me a shot I wanna be your American Idol, I wanna float your boat I wanna be your American Idol, baby, just text me your vote And Simon says that I am right on key And Paula thinks that you're the one for me And Randy's tellin' me that I've got...Learn More