She's got blond hair, long legs And a powerful intellect She's a writer, a real fighter You could say she's on the cutting edge And she captures my heart When she tears libs apart And now I must confess things as they are [Chorus] I'm in love with Ann Coulter All I wanna do is hold her And have her read her books to me Just like she does in my...Learn More

[Verse 1] We use it, we need it, almost as much as air Dependent on the Middle East and no-one seems to care That billions of barrels of oil are in the ground And the freak environmentalists won't let us get it out [Chorus] So before you go and point your finger Covered in gasoline And whine about their record profits remember Things aren't what...Learn More