[Keith Chegwin imitation] Oh hi, it's Keith Chegwin here, I can't tell ya'... I think you know about my music history with "Cheggers Plays Pop" and I've had records in the charts... going up to Mum before and- oh God, there's- I've just had such a musical career- a lot of people don't know that, I used to be in a band called "Kenny", that got to,...Learn More

A suit, a shirt, a tie The illusion is complete I'm a businessman today Or so I say I want to jump out of this suit And then take a different route Who's the puppeteer at play? Well I can't say I will be somebody new I won't be the busy fool Wasting time just (?) beck and call Willing to take a jump or make a fall Now I'm in a very different...Learn More

Bark or bite, bark or bite Bark or bark or bark or bite Bark or bite, bark or bite Bark or bark or bark or bite Bark or bite, bark or bite Bark or bark or bark or bite Bark or bite, bark or bark or Bark or bark or bark or bark or... Bark or bite, bark or bite Bark or bark or bark or bark or Bark or bite, bark or bite Bark or bark or bark or bark...Learn More

Friendships are never real Neither is the love you feel Comradery doesn't exist It's just a subtle flick of the limp wrist People smile At exactly the same time Salutations as they leave the stage And another set of people take their place With the same face With the same sound To the same crowd Here comе the bands Here comе the bands Well I've...Learn More

It's four o'clock in the morning Alarm goes off without warning Why don't you fuck off and die? You're like (?) in my eye So just fuck off and die It's cold outside So underneath my clothing I'll wear a layer of self-loathing Suffering fools for a living Don't even get to make a killing I'm pulled from pillar to post I feel like a ghost Feel...Learn More

It feels strange And this house is not the same But I can't stop I can't stop And I won't stop In my mind All the things to rearrange But I can't stop I can't stop And I won't stop You are gone But my life just carries on If I want it to or not There is nothing I can do About loving you, loving you Well I can't stop, and I won't stop Well I...Learn More

On this chronic isle, they fail to smile Their culture is deranged There's no intercourse, their speech is forced You're made to feel estranged, it's so strange All I'm striving for is a locking door Where I can be with you It's so foreign out there, but we can never go home We're marooned here together, but we will never belong Somehow, we made...Learn More

Don't you wish, don't you wish you could walk through houses? Don't you wish, don't you wish you could walk through houses? Since I went, I've been wandering through your houses Like the wind, I've been whistling through your houses Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh I've been wandering through your houses In the darkness, you can see a ghostly presence In the...Learn More

[Verse 1] There was a man An ordinary man Who had a little secret in his life One Summer's day He dug a little grave And filled it with the body of his dead, dead wife Down on his knees He looked up to the trees A dozen pairs of beady little eyes Feathers black and sleek Daggerlike beaks "To what you have done we are wise!" [Chorus 1] I can see...Learn More

Chronica Chronica Chronica Chronica This is Chronica You are welcome to it Found myself washed up With the living jetsam With the flotsam and the jetsam Squeezed out from my land Just a foreign body Now the plan begins And I'm forced into the bloodstream And I won't be here for long 'Til I have to sing their song Well I have touched the edge I...Learn More

What’s the time Mr. Wolf Wolf Wolf? What’s the time Mr. Wolf Wolf Wolf? What’s the time Mr. Wolf Wolf Wolf? What’s the time Mr. Wolf Wolf Wolf? It's three o'clock Bloody nose, bloody nose, bloody nose Who's the culprit? No one bloody knows Stubby toe, stubby toe, stubby toe Out out out can spot spot spot Who threw the punch It matters not Pass...Learn More