Mr. Brew says she is a winner And I should take her home tonight But it's a sad story in the morning Sorry boys it's a horrible sight It's a shocker! shocker! shocker! shocker shocker! Well there's a crack in my head That hurts like crazy It's bigger than the Panama Canal Rubbing up against her was really quite amazing The conversation was quite...Learn More

Can I get another gin? I gotta alter this state I'm in Fill my life with liquid sin Can I get another gin? Can I get another pint please? Put my mind at temporary ease Hang my belly down beneath my knees Can I get another pint? Life is such a wild ride Head first down the infinite slide Over the cliff with my eyes open wide Smashed across the...Learn More