I’m Mr. White Christmas I’m high on crack I’m going to prison And never coming back Friends call me High-Miser Whatever I snort My brain starts to distort I’ll be in court Blblblblbb (He’s Mr. White Christmas) (He’s high on crack) I’m high on crack (He’s Mr. Snort It All) (He’s having a heart attack) Friends call me High-Miser Whatever I snort My...Learn More

I'm Mister Green Christmas I'm high on weed *COUGH I'm Mr. Joint Smoker I smoke till my gums bleed They call me Baked Miser Whatever I touch Turns my lungs into mush The Dutch- (He's Mr Green Christmas He's high on weed He's Mr Joint Smoker THC till his liver bleeds) They call me Baked Miser I'm high in the clouds And my coughs are getting loud I'm...Learn More