[Verse 1] A cold hard September day, dogs barking across the lake Rocky Raccoon was heard to say, "That other Rocky? He's a fake" In the tavern the patrons paused, softly emptied their lagers And waited for what's in store Here is Rocky's embittered saga [Verse 2] Paul wrote the lyrics first, then the chords Royalties had been settled, it was to...Learn More

They called my dad the only rabbi in jackboots They called my mum the wife of my dad They circumcised me at the Nuremberg rally That's how I became a Semitic Nazi for life (Chorus) He wants to have his gas and sniff it too He wants to have his gas and sniff it too My mum always told me not to annex Poland, yeah My dad always told me not to invade...Learn More

Well, Johnny's mum took drugs and alcohol Johnny's mates knew that she was a moll She told Johnny to be a rock-roll star He said "No way, I'm staying right where I are" Stay home Home, Johnny, home, stay home Home, Johnny, home, stay home Home, Johnny, home, stay home Johnny to be or not to be good, well Johnny got home and went to bed Johnny...Learn More