Naughty or nice, naughty or nice I don't really care so I'm checking it once Labor laws and we're short on supplies So I'm taking liberties with the naughty or nice Johnny is a good boy and donates his money But he thinks Dane Cook is funny, naughty Danica owns a car and gives her friends rides Even though they don't go far she makes them pay for...Learn More

[Verse 1] Work hard through the week Making money and losing sleep Friday night means it's time to bend To getting fucked up with my friends Everybody's got that voice in their head: "It's party time, you can sleep when you're dead!" But sometimes I hear another voice (Another voice) This one scares me [Chorus] Shut your mouth, lay down, and don't...Learn More

If I've learned one thing About history From listening to podcasts in my car (Like the dollop) It’s that human beings are a colourful bunch And also if you didn't wear a hat outside in public you'd get Stabbed Stabbed Stabbed Stabbed Stabbed Cut Kicked in the head Shot Wear a fucking hat outside or die...Learn More

(Verse 1) If you feel depressed And misunderstood Whatcha gonna do? Repress it! When you wanna confront Your childhood Are you ready for a breakthrough? (No!) Repress it! Good choice! (Chorus) I'm too apathetic To book myself therapy Contradicting how much I Complain about my life I push all my problems down Until they go away One day I'll...Learn More

When your city's in trouble And you're under attack You need a new superhero With the power of a hat, it's Hat man Hat man Hat man He can do whatever a guy wearing a hat can He cannot run very fast And he's not super strong But his forehead is protected From the sun He is the master of disguise Can make himself look like a fool But by reversing...Learn More

[Intro] Some people say my content is too niche (It's too specific) I tend to disagree (Disagree) This next song is for everyone But especially my South-East Coast Australia Bonsai Community [Verse 1] Aerial roots I'm talking aerial roots Like you see on a big tree but they're tiny and cute bitch The month of March has been warm and very wet For...Learn More