[Hook] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh [Verse 1] Hey! Have you heard of the I Like Trains kid? He's pretty cool, but I think there's something wrong with him I don't know if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain But the only thing he ever says is "I like trains." [Hook & Break] I like trains I like trains Oh-oh-oh [Verse 2] From...Learn More

Ay, somebody order a large-a pizza?! I did! *splat* Oh no! I drop-a da pizza on a little man! It's Taco Tuesday! *guitar riff* Not again!! *eerie music* *smash* Where's my money?! Guess whooose arms I stole? *rubbery stretching* You want some spaghetti? Look, honey! *baby cooing* The baby is taking his first... Life. *baby rapidly approaching*...Learn More

[Narrator]: 1 Man, 27 Impressionz [Narrator]: An English Man [Tom]: Spot of tea? Give us your country. [Narrator]: An American Man [Tom]: 'Ay! I'm an American Man! [Narrator]: A Chinese Man [Tom]: Uh... 'Ay! I'm a Chinese Man! [Narrator]: A Twitch streamer [Tom]: Uh oh guys, time for stage three. [Narrator]: A Twitch streamer with...Learn More