[Intro] [?] [Verse 1] Well, I bought myself a ticket On the southern line Yes, I bought myself a ticket Really going this time [Verse 2] Gotta shake off these blues I caught from St. Valentine So I’m going down to Mardi Gras Everything’ll be just fine [Verse 3] Well, I wonder if you’ll miss me When I’m gone But I’m getting tired Writing love...Learn More

[Verse 1] Bad weather, they said it on the radio Mobile homes ain’t safe in a tornado But I’m brave and my hairy man’s by my side It’s so exciting to be a trailer bride [Chorus] I’m a trailer bride Someday I’ll get me a double-wide I’m a trailer bride I’m a trailer bride [Verse 2] Met my baby at the laundromat Skoal kisses, oh man, that’s where...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey girl, you got your lipstick on Pantyhose and lace Dab a little of that sweet perfume Put some rouge on your face A little rouge on your face A little rouge on your face [Verse 2] Step out into the light When they pass by in their cars at night Everything just might be alright With a little rouge on your face A little rouge on your...Learn More

[Verse 1] I remember laughing in the backseat of her car When we’d get airborne on the bumps we’d scream for more She’d say, “Sit back girls and hold on tight” Go mama, don’t worry about the blue lights Go mama, we can beat them blue lights [Chorus] Yeah, zero to sixty in under six seconds Makes you feel like you’re on top of the world Zero to...Learn More

[Verse 1] A lone strand silky catches the light Of a web barely started in the newness of night It’s not strong enough yet to catch a moth in flight But it sways like it knows Some day it just might It sways like it knows it just might Go ahead and sway [Verse 2] With her mailbox flag a-flying She picks her numbers for the man She might just win a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Feeling a little bit maudlin Since the carnival rolled to town But I got my smile painted on under the neon ‘Cause the carnival’s in town [Verse 2] Well I used to be the bearded woman ‘Til I fell for a Ferris wheel man Thought he’d like me to shave But he left me that day For a tightrope-walking girl [Verse 3] Yeah I’m feeling a little...Learn More

[Verse 1] Listen to the hillside singing Singing a secret lullaby Gather around, beloved To hear her secret lullaby [Verse 2] Listen, listen To the long empty highway’s thunderstorm sky Listen, listen To learn her songs by and by [Chorus] On the road to Canaan On the way to the promised land On the road to Canaan On the way to the promised...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well we’re living in some sorry times Ain’t got a politician worth a dime They’re rotten on either side Only open their mouths to eat or lie [Verse 2] And they’ll promise you the moon They’ll promise you the sky They’ll kiss your little baby Right before they steal you blind [Verse 3] They say, “Lady, you didn’t even vote You got no...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well he bought him a gun and some ammunition And a special scope for night vision Look away Look away Look away, Dixieland [Chorus] Says he starting up the Chatham County Militia I beg him please don't start the militia Look away Look away Look away, Dixieland [Verse 2] ‘Cause if you live by the sword you’ll die by the sword And I can't...Learn More

[Verse 1] 15-501 runs right by my front door Hit the Chatham County line Push the pedal to the floor [Verse 2] Landyacht, take me home I’m running late Been running late since the day I was born Just a few more miles Just a few more miles Just a few more miles Mama’s flying home [Verse 3] Feel the way the car likes to shimmy and sway Just like my...Learn More