Sometimes people scratch behind my ears And it feels nice Sometimes when I'm socializing I get nervous and act rude Sometimes people think I'm really cool Like a block of Ice Sometimes on the subway, I start conversations With homeless dudes You're a hockey team You're a football team You're a basketball team You're a hockey team You're a...Learn More

If I was a bunny rabbit in the ocean I would let myself drown 2,000 more times Before I got in your [?] (x2) And everyone wants to feel loved And everyone wants to get hugged And everyone wants to get stuffed But all I do is get dumped/dunked[?] And everyone wants to [?] And everyone wants their hairs plucked And everyone wants a [?] But all I do...Learn More

(This song is about everyone I know) Hold up, I'm eating my lunch Wait up, I'll beat you to the punch Sit down and watch Brady Bunch The bones break with a noisy crunch Hold up, I'm eating instant lamb Wait up I'm in a traffic jam Sit down I'll I'll sell you a gram Bones Break Bones break Hey Let's do some magic stuff Snort a little...Learn More

There was a man who had a house In the jungle A jungle house He had a wife She wasn't pretty His jungle wife Like no one else And when we were born We'd smash lobsters by the ocean With a hammer I was your jungle wife My jungle husband So full of life My jungle husband And then you died My jungle husband I was your wife My jungle husband My...Learn More