Welcome to our show my friends You'll find it's rather quaint We spent years upon the decor And the perfect shade of paint Anyway I'm sure you came for fun And well a little bit of laugh So get ready to smile big And I'm sure that we'll have a blast That's right, gang Let's sing a happy song With easy words So the kids at home can sing along It...Learn More

We'll gather 'round Because I think you 'ought to know A little bit about the man You just befriended I'm a hip and groovy And I've got an attitude Just like the seventies never ended Hey, hey, hey, hey So I might not be the one But a, I might be lots of fun Before your main course is served Come get you hors d' ouvers Hey, hey, hey,...Learn More

Like a dog without a bone Like a child without a home I sit here all alone Waiting in the dark by the phone (Figure this part out yourself) My heart is like an open book So won't you take another look I keep thinking of the special feeling you took You'll always be my love krook (Good luck with this part) Love krook, I want you back Love krook,...Learn More

The lights were dim, they came from outside Took me away, set me on fire There's no DNA or cells to admire Trail of crumbs leads to a dead end tonight Hands cut dead at the wrist It's hard to ID when prints don't exist Teeth get removed, just a matter of time Search gets called off, now they're looking for someone else Why give yourself to pain...Learn More

I'm a happy guy I've got a happy life Two happy kids And a happy wife Flowers are blooming It's a beautiful day I've got an upper class job With upper class pay But I've got a little problem You see, with me A major physical deformity It takes me twice as long To stop and smell the roses 'Cause I've had to live my life Having two noses kids...Learn More

Soo-wee Soo-wee Soo-wee Soo-wee Hey, uh huh My pap and ma I smell real bad And I might look like a slob I might offend you But I'm doing my job I always wake up At a quater to four So you can buy You eggs and milk At your favorite Grocery store You see for you I'm farm boy It's what I do My breakfast sits It's a heapin' bowl of grits Then out...Learn More

Why do birds Suddenly appear Everytime you are near Just like me They long to be Close to you That's right, baby As I've often said and wondered Why do stars Fall down from the sky Everytime you walk by Just like me They long to be Close to you On the day that you were born The angels got together and decided To create a dream come true So...Learn More

Down the street and over two blocks Is the local quickie mart Twenty four hours of convenience Be still my beating heart Iced tea, chili dog And a grape slushie Bag of chips, candy bar If I've got the money And I can use the in-store microwave And think of all the money that I save And when I get there Why there's just so much to choose I forget...Learn More