[Intro] (It Wasn't Me) [Chorus 1] The Sun newspaper caught me red-handed Creeping with the Tory next door *It wasn't me* Said she wanted Some of that Matt HanCock Banging on my Downing Street door How could I forget I wasn't wearing any PPE Though she hasn't had her vaccination She got a little prick from me [Verse 1] Mr. Hancock, tell me Are you...Learn More

[Hook]: Man's got a rover and a yacht And I pay the chauffeur a lot Taking aim, going for the shot Hopefully I'll hit me a fox Use the fur to knit me a top Can't we go back in time to the 1980's? 'Cause now when I clart down a fox everyone hates me (They hate me) [Verse]: Leng a fox down with my car keys Fans call me P but I'm more like an F E D...Learn More

[Intro] Tory MPs Yeah I got some of these *ad-libs in Skepta* (What you mean, what you mean?) [Chorus] Yeah That’s Priti Acts like a wasteman That’s Priti Tries to replace man That’s Priti Deports immigrants and refugees Yeah I used to own a blue tee Put it in the bin ‘Cus I’m not a Tory MP Yeah I used to think she was cute But she tried to...Learn More