Why are you on Facebook? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo) Why do you need second-hand friends? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo) Why do you really care who's trending? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo) Or is there something you're defending? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo) Get a life, is it that empty and sad? (Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo) Or are you after something you...Learn More

Pretending my life is not in ruins Pretending I'm not depressed Pretending I left it all behind Pretending most of the time Just pretending Just pretending Pretending when I'm on a stage Pretending when I get off Pretending that it's not real Pretending when it's my joke Just pretending Just pretending Pretending makes thе world go round People...Learn More

The management said they were sorry For the inconvenience you are suffering And Mr. Booking Agent, please have mercy Don't book the jobs so far apart We went up to Griffith Park With a fifth of Johnny Walker Red And smashed it on a rock and wept While the old couple looked on into the dark Oh, Richard, tell me if it's poker Oh, Richard, tell me,...Learn More

[Spoken]: All these wise guys tryin-a put us down We gonna bring 'em on in An' bring 'em on home [Sung]: See them stumblin' by the way side See them stumblin' by the way side Though it won't sail, 'cross the water, yeah Row-in boats a-cross the water Pick them up baby, row them on Bring 'em on in, bring 'em on home Well, I was drivin', in my...Learn More

Mechanical bliss is striking me for what I believe in A ribbon on the line, and getting in and getting out Huh, huh, huh... huh, huh huh Was not like this No, mechanical bliss was not like this at all The ribbon on the line, and getting in and getting out was not like this Was not like this, was not like this Caruthers and Smith said that they...Learn More

[Verse 1] Well I heard the bells ringing, I was thinking about winning In this God forsaken place When my confidence was well, then I tripped and I fell Right flat on my face Now I'm standing erect, and I feel like coming back And the sun is shining gold Put a smile on my face, get back in the human race And get on with the show [Chorus] And I'm...Learn More

If this life is driving you to drink Sitting round what's the use what to think Well I've got some consolation Give it to you if I might You know I don't worry about a thing because Nothings gonna turn out right Well this worlds just one big troubled spot Some have plenty, some have not I've used to be troubled but I finally saw the light Now I...Learn More

It serves me right to suffer It serves me right to be alone It serves me right to suffer It serves me right to be alone Because my mind I'm still gone In a day that has passed and gone Every time I see a woman And folks she make me think of mine, think of mine Every time I see a woman, see a woman And folks she make me think of mine And that's...Learn More

Down the mystic avenue I walk again Remembering the days gone by And I'm knocking with my heart And all the girls walk by In all their summer fashions And the churchbells chime On a summer Sunday afternoon She gives me religion She gives me religion And the angel of imagination Opened up my gate She said "come right in I saw you knocking with...Learn More

Eyes turned away I know And music soft and slow With someone you love so That's where it's at, yeah Your world turned upside down You're making not a sound No one else around That's where it's at, yeah Let me tell you Your heart beatin' fast You're knowin' that time won't last But a-hopin' that it lasts That's where it's at, oh yeah That's where...Learn More

Walkin' with my baby, she's got great big feet She long lean and lanky and ain't had nothin' to eat! But she's my baby and I love her just the same Crazy about that woman 'cause Caldonia is her name Caldonia! Caldonia! What makes your big head so hard? Huh! I love you, love you just the same I'll always love you baby 'cause Caldonia is your...Learn More

Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? Me here at last on the ground You in mid-air Send in the clowns Isn't it bliss? Don't you approve? One who keeps tearing around One who can't move Where are the clowns? Send in the clowns Just when I'd stopped opening doors Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual...Learn More