Confined to a small Midwestern airport Walking around in these ill-fitting shoes I read lush descriptions of the total solar eclipse In the newspaper, and I think That when it comes to hype Here's something pretty much immune And it's Kind of exciting Kind of inviting Kind of in contrast to the rest of my life I survey all the fallen stars In...Learn More

Andrew, we're caught on the chain bridge It is minus five degrees Andrew, we're broken down on the chain bridge Won't you please answer, please Andrew, the taxi cabs say they won't come down They don't respond to such emergencies Andrew, the taxi cabs say they weren't born yesterday "Come on now, this is Washington, D.C." Three of us are...Learn More

Don't ever drive to Chicago Hearts get left in dumpsters in Chicago And your glasses could get kicked around On the floor at the Lounge Ax Yes, it's true I thought I could see clearly for miles Yes, it's true I thought I could see clearly for miles Don't ever drive to Chicago Without a contingency plan In the event it should be raining And the...Learn More

They don't recognize talent When they see it They wouldn't recognize talent If it struck them in the solar plexus Bold-faced, capitalized They couldn't read talent If it appeared in a sentence Go about your business for dignity Punctuality, enthusiasm, and pride That underlying expendability Is waiting patiently just outside They don't know a...Learn More

Do you remember the hype That surrounded Haley's? Well, that's the same hype That surrounded you I bought a shirt to commemorate the celebratory atmosphere After all, I had never witnessed such a phenomenon before you That shirt doesn't fit anymore But, now I have you to adore From so very far away Do you remember the magnitude Of the...Learn More

Since I've met you The street lights are brighter And the air is perceptibly cleaner Since I've met you Movies seem better None of this makes any sense to me either And the guy upstairs who plays That really bad blues guitar He hasn't changed But you can't have everything Since I've met you Landscaping seems much improved And downtown business...Learn More

I am drawing the boundary I am drawing the line And I don't see us finishing 'Till at least 1789 I miss your touch I miss your charms And conversation I wanna fall into your arms I am drawing the boundary, I Am drawing the line An endless number of hills Covered with timber and wheat Serpents, mosquitos Pestilence, disease And patches of poison...Learn More

What is like to vote yourself right out of existence? Pahaquarry, Pahaquarry Tally 2-0, no abstentions Pahaquarry, Pahaquarry What is like to be so thoroughly abandoned? Pahaquarry, Pahaquarry A relic of something that no longer fits here Pahaquarry, Pahaquarry What is it like to vote yourself right out of existence? I think I know, I think I...Learn More