Dudley: I met this guy last night that seems to hate you a lot Harry: it could be anyone. how did he look? Dudley: He was tall, blond, pale, grey eyes, pointy face. . . Harry: Ah that'd be Draco, my boyfriend...Learn More

Harry: Draco? Draco: oh, there you are Harry:*holding a poster with his face on it* Harry: why are there 'MISSING’ posters of me on every lamp post? Draco: I--I didn't make those! Harry: it says contact you - and its all in your hand writing Draco:...I woke up and you weren't here Harry: I was gone 20 minutes Draco: I panicked...Learn More

Voldemort: there is nothing worst then death Neville: I can think of a lot of things worst then death. . . Hermoine: a dog-eared book. . . Ron: homework. . . Ginny: Losing to Slytherin. . . Luna: Crumple Horned Snorklacks. . . Draco: Crocs. Harry: I was thinking Umbrige. . .but all good points. . ....Learn More

Malfoy: *is throwing a temper tantrum in the middle of the great halls as multiple people pick him up and carry him out* Harry: . . . Ron: . . . Harry: so is it always like this here? Ron: Sadly. . .yes...Learn More

Amycus: What does the bot look like again? Lucius: He has short, messy black hair. Not messy in a bad way though. It's like a sexy bedhead type thing. Oh and he has bright green eyes. Green like grass in the summer time and when he looks at you it's like he's looking into your soul. Amycus:..... Voldemort:...what? Lucius: sorry...I have to stop...Learn More

Snape: I know you are with Malfoy right now Harry: That's not true One of the teachers: *has Draco* I found Potter's date, Professor Harry: Hi, babe Harry:..... Snape: You were saying...?...Learn More

Hermoine: Did you know that 1 in every 4 people is gay Harry: that means 1 of us is gay Ron: Draco: Harry: I hope its Draco Harry: Draco is cute Draco:...Learn More

Draco: ah, potter! Draco: just put it in already, merlin's beard- Harry: how the hell do you mange to make even adding ingredients to a potion sound sexual? Draco: its a talent of mine...Learn More

Scorpius: Grandpa, are you Daddy's real father? Lucius: of course i am, who else would it be? Narcissa: why do you ask? Scorpius: well, last night I overheard Uncle Harry asked Daddy "Who is your Daddy?" and Daddy told uncle Harry it was him. I don't get it, doesn't make him my grandpa? Harry: *coughing violently* Draco: I can explain...Learn More

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Narcissa: Okay I have to ask. Am I the only one that heard Draco and Harry last night? Lucius: I. . .er. . .heard them too. Narcissa: Lucius: Narcissa: Lucius: He gets the screaming from you. Narcissa: *slaps Lucius*...Learn More