WHAT HAPPENED TO CANDIDE, CUNEGONDE, PANGLOSS, MARTIN, ETC. "I ask your pardon once more," said Candide to the Baron, "your pardon, reverend father, for having run you through the body." "Say no more about it," answered the Baron. "I was a little too hasty, I own, but since you wish to know by what fatality I came to be a galley-slave I will...Learn More

Our Chinese cook, he grabbed all he could took He said, "No storm is stoppin' me!" He made fricassee of a sea anemone Down at the bottom of the sea I turned to my first officer and I said "What have you got to say to me?" Well, he turned and said, "I'm in over my head." Down at the bottom of the sea A She-Kraken, lurkin' under my men Looked up at...Learn More

You learn a lot about a girl The way that you meet her Was she with a guy when you met her? How did she treat him? Was she lying to her man To be out holding your hand? Yeah, you learn a lot about a girl Do you really believe that with you It will be different? Man, listen to me I did that too Now it's here that I'm missing I'm a guy that she lied...Learn More

"'Twas the worst of times for tinkers like you and me So in search of fortune I took to the sea." "Round my neck, a key you said was to your heart Held it desperately as your ship left the dock." CHORUS: I can't forget, I won't forgive this sea For the endless hurt it gave to me I want to stab, I want to kill this sea Took you away, took you away...Learn More