[Chorus: Rivers Cuomo & Jack Met] All my favorite songs are slow and sad (All my favorite songs are sad) All my favorite people make me mad (So mad, so mad) Everything that feels so good is bad, bad, bad All my favorite songs are slow and sad I don't know what's wrong with me (Ooh, ooh, ooh) I don't know what's wrong with me (Ooh, ooh, ooh) [Verse...Learn More

[Chorus] The world has turned and left me here Just where I was before you appeared And in your place, an empty space Has filled the void behind my face [Verse 1] I just made love with your sweet memory One thousand times in my head You said you loved it more than ever You said [Pre-Chorus] You remain, turned away Turning further every...Learn More

Spoken Word (Rivers Cuomo): Do you have any sunscreen, Karl? Verse 1 (Matt Sharp): Oh, take a shit on my face Take a shit on your face Take a shit on your face Take a shit, shit on your face Spoken Word (Brian Bell): Hey, Bill! I turned my Marshall up a couple notches! Outro (Matt Sharp): Oh, takin' a shit, takin' a shit all day Spoken Word...Learn More

[Verse 1] My girl's got a big mouth With which she blabbers a lot She laughs at most everything Whether it's funny or not [Pre-Chorus 1] And if you see her, tell her it's over now [Chorus] I want a girl who will laugh for no one else When I'm away, she puts her makeup on the shelf When I'm away, she never leaves the house I want a girl who laughs...Learn More

You and me don't hang together All we say is, "pleasant weather" Listen to me if you have the time I'm all alone in the story of my life Nobody cares if I live or I die I thought that you should know Some people never know I hope you never go away Don't be frightened, I am harmless I just wanted to express this You can get up and go if you...Learn More

[Verse 1] The sea is foaming like a bottle of beer The wave is coming, but I ain't got no fear I'm waxing down, so that I'll go real fast I'm waxing down, because it's really a blast I'm going surfing, 'cause I don't like your face I'm bailing out, because I hate the race Of rats that run around and 'round in the maze I'm going surfing, I'm going...Learn More

[Verse 1] I met her buyin' iced tea at the corner mini mart She was thirsty, I was hungry for a start With somebody who wouldn't break my heart Like the last one, but this one She plays for all the marbles Her Nietzsche books are conversation starters And damn, I think I loved her from the first sight I saw the light The clouds opened up, rest in...Learn More

[Intro] Ooh oh oh Ooh oh oh [Verse 1] Any time that you want I'll be here in your arms Silently holding on To the girl with the charms [Pre-Chorus] But if there comes a day You should turn your heart away I'll be down on my knees Begging for that girl to stay [Chorus] Don't let go Ooh oh oh Don't let go Ooh oh oh [Verse 2] Anything you desire I...Learn More

[Spoken Word: Matt Sharp & Karl Koch] Oh, hey brah, how we doin' man? Alright It's been a while man, life's so rad This band's my favorite man, don't ya love 'em? Yeah Aw man, you want a beer? Alright Aw man, hell brah, this is the best man I'm so glad we're all back together and stuff This is great, man Yeah Hey, did you know about the party after...Learn More

Get up and leave the baby You're going to drive him crazy And there's a bed just in the other room He has a task before him Before this he needs snoring Sweet solitude for ages at a time It's not that he don't love you You are his mommy dearest But in the nightime he only needs himself Go entertain the neighbors Leave him to cogitate And in the...Learn More

[Verse 1] I've got a Dungeon Master's Guide, I've got a twelve sided die I've got Kitty Pryde, and Nightcrawler too Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do [Verse 2] I've got posters on the wall, my favorite rock group KISS I've got Ace Frehley, I've got Peter Criss Waiting there for me, yes I do, I do [Chorus] In the garage, I feel safe No one...Learn More