[WEIRD AL] Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decide it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator is running Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it Buddy, if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em...Learn More

I, man, am Regal, a German am I Never odd or even If I had a Hi-Fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonet ate no basil Warsaw was raw Was it a car or a cat I saw? Rise to vote, sir Do geese see God? Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod Rats live on no evil star Won’t lovers revolt now? Race fast safe...Learn More

[Verse] Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true I'm half crazy over the love of you It won't be a stylish marriage I can't afford a carriage But you'll look sweet Upon the seat Of a bicycle built for two...Learn More

[Chorus] They see me mowin' my front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and nerdy Can't you see I'm white and nerdy? Look at me, I'm white and nerdy I wanna roll with the gangstas But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy Think I'm just too white and...Learn More