[Verse 1] Drink 7-Up with Doberman piss Drink Coca-Cola with horse shit Drink Mountain Dew with greyhound piss Drink A&W with black bear shit [Chorus] Drink Kool-Aid in camel piss Drink Kool-Aid in camel piss Drink Kool-Aid in camel piss Drink Kool-Aid in camel piss [Verse 2] Drink Dad's Root Beer with mountain goat piss Drink Pepsi-Cola with...Learn More

[Verse 1] You are misbehaving yourself like a fool You are screwing things up You are talking filthy profane language to people You are messing up my day [Chorus] I’m whipping your ass I’m whipping your ass I’m whipping your ass I’m whipping your ass [Verse 2] You are getting to be a Mr. Know-it-All You are getting to be a spoiled brat You are...Learn More

[Verse 1] Once upon a time A man beat the hell out of me In the boxing ring He swung his fists at me And knocked me out That was the first time he did it Take it from stage fright God will make it alright [Chorus] Gingerbread knocked me out Gingerbread knocked me out Gingerbread knocked me out Gingerbread knocked me out [Verse 2] When Gingerbread...Learn More

[Verse 1] Suck a bull's cock Suck a honey badger's ass Suck a male camel's dick Suck a polar Bear’s ass Eat shit and die like a Doberman [Chorus] Suck a snow leopard's dick Suck a snow leopard's dick Suck a snow leopard's dick Suck a snow leopard's dick [Verse 2] Suck a pitbull's dick Suck a buffalo's ass Suck a Rottweiler's bootyhole Suck a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Suck a polar bear's cock Suck a saber-toothed tiger's dick Suck a chimpanzee's ass Suck a constipated goat's dick [Chorus] Suck a werewolf's dick Suck a werewolf's dick Suck a werewolf's dick Suck a werewolf's dick [Verse 2] Suck a cheetah's ass Suck a racehorse's ass Suck a zebra's dick Suck a snow leopard's cock [Chorus] Suck a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Moe Woo was wanted by the FBI for armed robbery He robbed Bell Federal Savings at gunpoint He stole $77,000 in cash Moe Woo was arrested and taken to jail [Chorus] Moe Woo Moe Woo Moe Woo Moe Woo [Verse 2] Moe Woo went to federal court He was arraigned on an armed robbery charge He was brought to justice The testimony indicated that Moe...Learn More

[Verse 1] Lick a giraffe's dick Lick a snow leopard's ass Lick a saber toothed tiger's balls Suck a male camel's ass Suck a donkey's dick [Chorus] Lick my Doberman's ass Lick my Doberman's ass Lick my Doberman's ass Lick my Doberman's ass [Verse 2] Lick a zebra's shithole Lick a leopard's balls Suck a racehorse's cock Lick a bull moose's...Learn More

[Verse 1] Willy Carter killed John Camp He beat him five times in the head with a brick Willy Carter was arrested for first-degree murder by the police He was taken to jail [Chorus] Willy Carter Willy Carter Willy Carter Willy Carter [Verse 2] Willy Carter went to court He was arraigned He was brought to justice The evidence indicated that Willy...Learn More

[Verse 1] Look out, stupid jerk I'm going to break into your home I'm coming in here with my pistol I'm going to rob you and kill your ass [Chorus] I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you I'm going to kill you [Verse 2] Your ass is going to die
Your ass is going to be killed You are not going to see the morning rush...Learn More

[Verse 1] Once upon a time, my daddy assaulted a male police officer He slapped him in the face with his bare hands My daddy was arrested and jailed on charges of felony assault My daddy's conduct was messed up [Chorus] My Daddy Got Arrested My Daddy Got Arrested My Daddy Got Arrested My Daddy Got Arrested [Verse 2] My daddy went to criminal...Learn More

[Verse 1] Rob Folds killed Danny Thompson He shot him four times in the head with a .38 Rob Folds was arrested by the police for murder He was taken to jail [Chorus] 100 Years in Prison 100 Years in Prison 100 Years in Prison 100 Years in Prison [Verse 2] Rob Folds went to criminal court He was arraigned on a murder charge He was brought to...Learn More

[Verse 1] Taste a panda's raw dick Taste a snow leopard's smelly anus Taste a wooly caribou's smelly bootyhole Taste a polar bear's nasty nutsack [Chorus] Taste a gorilla's ass Taste a gorilla's ass Taste a gorilla's ass Taste a gorilla's ass [Verse 2] Taste a camel's ass with French's mustard Taste a chacma baboon's dick with Cheez Whiz Taste a...Learn More