[Verse 1] You are misbehaving yourself like a fool You are screwing things up You are talking filthy profane language to people You are messing up my day [Chorus] I’m whipping your ass I’m whipping your ass I’m whipping your ass I’m whipping your ass [Verse 2] You are getting to be a Mr. Know-it-All You are getting to be a spoiled brat You are...Learn More

[Verse 1] Once upon a time A man beat the hell out of me In the boxing ring He swung his fists at me And knocked me out That was the first time he did it Take it from stage fright God will make it alright [Chorus] Gingerbread knocked me out Gingerbread knocked me out Gingerbread knocked me out Gingerbread knocked me out [Verse 2] When Gingerbread...Learn More

[Verse 1] Moe Woo was wanted by the FBI for armed robbery He robbed Bell Federal Savings at gunpoint He stole $77,000 in cash Moe Woo was arrested and taken to jail [Chorus] Moe Woo Moe Woo Moe Woo Moe Woo [Verse 2] Moe Woo went to federal court He was arraigned on an armed robbery charge He was brought to justice The testimony indicated that Moe...Learn More

[Verse 1] Lick a giraffe's dick Lick a snow leopard's ass Lick a saber toothed tiger's balls Suck a male camel's ass Suck a donkey's dick [Chorus] Lick my Doberman's ass Lick my Doberman's ass Lick my Doberman's ass Lick my Doberman's ass [Verse 2] Lick a zebra's shithole Lick a leopard's balls Suck a racehorse's cock Lick a bull moose's...Learn More

[Verse 1] Willy Carter killed John Camp He beat him five times in the head with a brick Willy Carter was arrested for first-degree murder by the police He was taken to jail [Chorus] Willy Carter Willy Carter Willy Carter Willy Carter [Verse 2] Willy Carter went to court He was arraigned He was brought to justice The evidence indicated that Willy...Learn More

[Verse 1] Taste a panda's raw dick Taste a snow leopard's smelly anus Taste a wooly caribou's smelly bootyhole Taste a polar bear's nasty nutsack [Chorus] Taste a gorilla's ass Taste a gorilla's ass Taste a gorilla's ass Taste a gorilla's ass [Verse 2] Taste a camel's ass with French's mustard Taste a chacma baboon's dick with Cheez Whiz Taste a...Learn More