(Verse 1) I'm gettin' older and I fear That my time has passed I need a cowgirl who likes beer and Johnny Cash All these young drunk bachelorettes Man, I've had it up to here Thank God my angel appeared (Chorus) And She's a country music fan She loves Dixie cups filled up with beer She loves asking to hear her favorite song from the band She's a...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey bitch from New York City With them fake California titties I know you’re waxed and vaxxed But have you ever been smashed to some old school Conway Twitty? [Verse 2] I know you got your man with the spray on tan But you need to get your ass down south Trade that dick up in the penthouse For some cock down in the hen...Learn More

I woke up hard with a pounding head Spend all morning deleting texts Wing sauce on my fingers Hard liquor on my breath Front door’s broken, must have kicked it in That’s three this month, man I did it again Pizza guys on my couch Reckin I made a new friend last night I got drunk as fuck Where’d I park my truck Lipstick on my dick so I guess that...Learn More

Woo Woo, woo, woo Woo Woo, woo, woo You’ve been striking out chugging out the pond Now you’re freaking out ‘cause they said last call All the lightweight girls are getting gone But trust me son, those ain’t the ones you want Say goodbye to them little size two’s You need a girl that’s bigger than you Don’t want a woman that looks like a stick Go...Learn More