[Verse 1] The books you think I wrote are way too thick Who needs a thousand metaphors to realize you shouldn't be a dick? And I don't watch you when you sleep Surprisingly I don't use my omnipotence to be a fucking creep [Chorus] You're not going to heaven Why the fuck would you think I'd ever kick it with you? None of you are going to...Learn More

[Verse 1] I'm living the dream It's just one of those dreams where your losing all your teeth And if you think that it gets better Darling, take a look at me I'm in too deep Same dried ramen in a bowl I'm to lazy to clean But I'm not drunk texting my ex anymore Oh, my father would be proud of me [Pre-Chorus] I won't wear the cat ears I won't wear...Learn More