Yee Haw Wanton destruction in wanting such fun Yee Haw Molluscan suction to this eruption We drink to suppress more or less, and at best we're the same (But what's your name again?) We come to succumb, to be dumbstruck by fun, glasses stained "You'll be scorched by the earth and be drowning in flames," Says uncle Isak on a mighty cloud "Nothing but...Learn More

[Verse 1] If I'm Poirot tomorrow, then I'm Scooby-Doo today (Not sorrow per se, computer okay) A bewigged Samson soon to be a Hercules (Non, Monsieur toupée, a tonsure? Touché) [Pre-Chorus] I don't know how, how [Chorus] I say Get me to a nunnery I say Get me to a nunnery [Verse 2] My fuddy-duddy buddies haven't a clue what to say (Tomorrow,...Learn More

Daddy’s got the car For the family picture Mummy’s done her hair Theo's throwing tantrums I saw you stood behind The studio spotlight With a camera in hand Granny’s dead centre With us all around her Baby Ivy’s on a chair With a plastic toy banana So I held my head high So you catch my jawline And I wore my best tie So I’d catch your eye If I...Learn More