[Verse 1] If I'm Poirot tomorrow, then I'm Scooby-Doo today (Not sorrow per se, computer okay) A bewigged Samson soon to be a Hercules (Non, Monsieur toupée, a tonsure? Touché) [Pre-Chorus] I don't know how, how [Chorus] I say Get me to a nunnery I say Get me to a nunnery [Verse 2] My fuddy-duddy buddies haven't a clue what to say (Tomorrow,...Learn More