(Chorus) Macaroni with the chicken strips Tastes so good with the cheesy chips Baby you know I wanna see them hips Then we can go and watch the eclipse Oh my God, got a note from Joe Biden I owe $2,000, wait he just trying to frighten So I go to my desk, a bolt needs to be tightened 3 months later, my power's out, I should've listened to my...Learn More

(Verse 1) Gave your mom ligma, no, I can't forgive ya Sorry, probably very scared, I figure You know I can't predict, uh, the size of the brick, uh The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma Got short term memory loss, so I can't remember Got short term memory loss, so I can't remember The last thing I said, uh, the last thing I said Come on,...Learn More

(Intro) According to my calculations, your joke was not funny In fact, your joke has single-handedly destroyed the entire history of comedy Thank you for your contribution to the meme factory, see you never (Chorus) Your joke wasn’t funny, not even a bit Corniness is something you gotta admit This is something you should never recommit You could...Learn More