[Chorus] Imma cook some eggs Imma grab the bread She look just like meg This is a box ... I be posted on the block They gon send some shots This is a fox ... [Verse 1] I be wearing crocs Slippin' on the mop I will never stop until I hit the top Aye pass me that box (Good shit, good shit, good shit) This is a owl [Chorus] Imma cook some eggs Imma...Learn More

They say my head, look like a bagel Shout out everybody that got illegal cable Jumped off a chair, ah! Just hit the table! This is the sound of me shivering my timbers (brrrlbrlbrl) Somebody fucked up my blender Every time I turn it on it sound like (nyeeeh!) I tried to fight a toaster and accidentaly lost Mistake, a blow dryer as dental floss I...Learn More

[Chorus] Put the money in the bag Oops, I just got a bag This the sound of a bag I'm on Snapchat, I'm gettin' money I get racks, just like a crab Came from the bottom, now I'm at the top This is the sound of a robot: "ELELALAELE-BING-ALELILLELALE" Went to Japan and spoke to a turkey Went to Japan, brought a gingerbread cookie Jumped in the pool and...Learn More

[Chorus] When I was younger I thought I was a Llama I just got beat up by Barack Obama I just got mistaked as a grandma Ay, do a duck sound like EUUUUH!? I just got stuck in some syrup My head fell off my body, this like pick it up Got a bald head, they thought I was Chauncey Billups I was in the WWE, until I got beat up [Verse 1] Random penguin,...Learn More

[Intro] A'ight Let's go You already know what's goin' on Street shit, hood shit Know what I'm sayin'? Gettin' out the hood with this shit I'on give a fuck what nobody say [Chorus] Pull up in a Ford Focus Pull up in a Ford Focus Pull up in a Ford Focus Skrrt-skrrt-skrrt-skrrt-skrrt Pull up in a Ford Focus Pull up in a Ford Focus Pull up in a Ford...Learn More

I just want to shout out the thrift store (Uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-ohhh) Because without them I wouldn't have these Shaq 3's I was been shopping at the thrift store (Uh-oh-ohhhhh) Or these Walmart 2's (Uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-ohhhhh) I wouldn't be rockin' these (Uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-ohhhhh) I would have never bought a pair of Shaq's Until I went to the thrift store And...Learn More

[Chorus] They say I look like a roach but I look more like Squidward That girl got a long tongue, think she is a lizard This the sound of wind in a blizzard (Whooooosh) This the sound of a cat in the snow (Mwuaaagh) This the sound of me going fucking broke (No!) Sonic running fast (Nweeeegh) Ayy I just had a "my Popeyes biscuit!" You not a football...Learn More

(YunoMarr) I just got stuck on the elevator They say my head look like a refrigerator Hopped in a car, pulled off like (Skrrrrrr) Oh you can't cook, your food taste like dirt! I ran outside with no shirt Wait, it's 6:45? I'm late for work! My car won't start, it sound like (Ghyaaau) Fought a elephant, he went (Nyaaaaaau) The barber clipper sound...Learn More

I’m countin’ this money I’m countin’ this chicken He wearin’ purple Here come your pimp Everybody know that I used to be a pimp This is the sound of a chimp [Chimp Noise] I go through drugs Everybody know that your girl is in love Fucked my back up when I slipped in the tub This is the sound of a screwdriver [Screwdriver Noise] My dick got...Learn More

(Nikos, Nikos) They say my body look like a tapeworm I got beat up by somebody with a Jheri curl I went on a date with Candance from Phineas and Ferb I tried to get drivers lessons from SpongeBob I feel like Danny Phantom I'm boutta' go ghost I got a DVD player with a box TV I caught my cousin in the corner stealing boxes I caught my momma...Learn More

[Chorus] I just found out that a train go "choo-choo" My shoes too big, that's why I can't walk "Man, I fucking quit!" That's what I wanna tell my boss "Huh!" That's the sound of [?] "ABRBRBRBR" That's the sound of my car taking off "ERR-PSSSHHH" That's the sound of my car breaking down I just ate a pizza off the ground Now my stomach makin' a...Learn More

[Intro] Whewwww God damn! Fuck! Ah shit! [Chorus] Dookie on my shoe, dookie on my shoe (Dookie) Dookie on my shoe, dookie on my shoe (Dookie) Dookie on my shoe, dookie on my shoe (pfttt) Dookie on my shoe, dookie on my shoe (Damn) Shit, on my shoe Shit (Shit), on my shoe Shitty-shit-shit, on my shoe (shitty) Dookie dookie on my shoe...Learn More