My bush is so thick Gotta shave my balls, I don’t know if I can Yeah, I gotta shave my cock, yeah It’s gotta happen Pull out the razor Electric razor, yeah I nick my cock and my balls and I, yeah I’m fucking bleeding My cock, yeah It's time to clean up, yeah Im cleaning my balls now Paper towel, uh oh I make the cut bigger, yeah The fluids falling...Learn More

[Verse 1] Gibble-de-gobble-de toes and dress her out the clothes and expose The succulent piggies that are her toes Couldn’t even blink, I had the whole foot in my mouth Got all 10 little piggies in the house Get up and we take it to the couch Dressing up the toes now we take a couple flicks Little hat, little tie, now the toes are looking fly Ice...Learn More

Scooping Cocoa poop straight out the basement All these clowns buy my shit without hesitation Diarrhea in the needle like a vaccination This dookie grade A gives hallucinations All my poop you can buy it online Deliver to your house like Amazon Prime Sipping pee-pee smoking grade A gas Got this pack straight out my ass Hop off the toilet, I'm...Learn More

[Intro] Da-Na-Na-Na-Na Da-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na-Na [Verse 1] Just woke up, there's snow on the ground There’s no school so I jump around Getting to work on my Christmas list I take a break and I take a shit My poo is brown and I'm kind of proud I want an Xbox, I scream it loud Abstinence makes me a good kid Except for the times I abuse the...Learn More

Brett's a fat ass hoe He don't wanna hang with us no more, no My homie's moving away, oh no My homie's moving away, oh no Moved out west he's simping So overweight he's limping On the course never sinking I still smell him he's stinking My man's bouta head out He don't wanna hang with us no more Motherfucker moved out west threw a stiff sock in...Learn More

Aye Pussy egg scramble Jerk off when my mom leaves Watch porn on the daily Seen so many naked cocks Swampy ass, sweaty Sneaking a sniff of my ass Rapping it like I’m Santa Danny Devito booty cheeks Piss in the condom Dolphin dick, I’m sucking it Shave my sack, blood Dye my gooch hair, frosted tip I don’t even have to wipe Hepatitis A in my...Learn More

[Intro] Yo, this is how I'm finna ski [Verse 1] Christmas coming, gotta get my act together If there's no money in the card Chances are, won't read the letter Open grandma's card and I'm reeling in the cheddar Bouta spend all that shit on some V-Bucks Mistletoe, couldn't kiss that bitch She looked like a duck Christmas Eve, shaking boxes I hear...Learn More

Oh hope I smash Gave her all my cash Oh you want my house? That's fine, don't need that Now I'm living in the streets and I didn't even tap Baby girl I promise I'm not like the other guys I'll do anything you want if I can touch your thighs No no no no I didn't mean that I mean unless you wanna Ditching all my friends for my girlfriend on...Learn More

[Verse 1] Says she only wants me, I’m like nah Only like her if she cheats and I watch All this cucking doing things to my crotch Load up pornhub, there she is, oh my god Bought a ring I’m on my knee I might sob Because she’s fucking on my boys in the tub Balls are bluer than a humpback whale She let me bust now it’s getting kinda stale Left that...Learn More

[Verse 1] Mi pene es duro y rápido Pantalones estan mojados Pantalones estan apagados Orinar por todos partes Orino en Danny Devito, ahh Mi pene es despacito Si, muy despacito, ahh Catheter straight to my mouth Sipping this piss on the couch, and shit By shit I mean that’s what I’m eating With all this pee-pee my dick takes a beating Shoot my pee...Learn More

Jacking my shit, not fucking a bitch Not using lotion cuz I’m with the shits Skeeting and skeeting, and flicking the wrist Beat my dick like Mike, gave it a lisp Don’t fuck with yellow, all white when I piss I can’t stop jacking, got no time to shit My dick looking at me Just missed the towel and momma’s not happy Man I don’t know what’s...Learn More

[Verse 1] V-12, Bugatti My bitch took a shit on the potty Next whip, Maserati To me farting isn’t a hobby Yeah I’m valid, I walk in the lobby Viral movie, my bitch is a dime piece Yeah I’m valid, I’m epic, steeze Spraying with my gun like a sneeze Damn bro you cut the cheese Bitches think I ain’t active cuz I ain’t stepped outside We gon’ hop out...Learn More