[Intro] Picture... the oceanside [Verse 1] Ned was a creep, lived on the beach He owned a kayak fleet That he'd keep in the shed Where he would sleep One day outside, he peeped What did he see? A granny from Denmark eating ice cream He tried to take it from her But she fought back; they fought [Hook] That's right, in the canoe den Down by the...Learn More

One day I saw a worm on the sidewalk Making its little way across the pavement And I thought "Man, it's gonna get stepped on on the concrete... I need to save it." So I took out a credit card And then a second credit card And used those to scoop the worm up To dump it in the grass in a nearby yard It started flailing, fidgeting and...Learn More