[Lyric] 2 Things That I Love (NobodyEpic)

[Verse 1: NobodyEpic]
It's NobodyEpic and I've been grinding all day
Just got home from school and all I wanna do is play
Then my phone starts buzzin', my girl hit me on a text
She said, "What you doing right now, I wanna have sex"
Told my girl, "Come over 'bout 15 minutes, I'll see ya"
Little did my girl know, I had a perfect idea
An experience about to be so beautiful between us
I'ma play Call of Duty while she sucks on my penis
Ladies don't be offended, it's just a sign of affection
She called my dick a try-hard when she saw my erection
She knows I'm the best host so we made a connection
She's got that no death breath because her mouth is perfection
I said my soldier wants to fight and I need to release some
Plus I'm in a party chat, it's like I'm having a threesome
Put my rush class on so she could pick up my pace
Then pull my noobtube out and let it blow on her face

[Chorus]
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I'ma hit this quad
Give me head like it's yo job
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Two things that I love are
Call of Duty and Blowjobs
[Verse 2: ShadowBeatz]
I met her at the GameStop, I can tell she needed knob
So I invited her over for some Call of Duty and Blowjobs
She said "Yeah ok I think it sounds like fun"
So she came to my crib around quarter to one
She was quickly impressed by my dynamite skills
She started caring for my package when I got 4 kills
I went 41 and 5 in Kill Confirmed on Lockdown
She said, "That makes me hot", and proceeded to lay my cock down
Double, triple, quad and the headshots rang
What started ad a flash and BJ turned into a flashbang
My body left the game but my mind never deserted
I was thinking spawn traps as I tactically inserted
There's a reason why from East to West I'm known as a M.O.A.B
I'm disastrous and it only takes me 10 seconds to blow-ab
She stared for a second and then pointed and laughed
So I said, "Fuck this shit, I'm going to play Minecraft"

[Chorus]
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I'ma hit this quad
Give me head like it's yo job
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Two things that I love are
Call of Duty and Blowjobs
[Verse 3: NobodyEpic]
Turn on my XBox, come to my place
It's turtles on and pants off, making love to her face
Told her to bring her girlfriend, it'll be twice the fun
They will be fighting over the dick, call that a 1 v 1
You mad bro?
Hot chicks and drinks on ice
I'm selling these women for money like I'm Captain Price
I'm living nice homeboy, yeah my life is lavish
Only hang with dirty bitches who need Soap McTavish
They're clan hoes, tricks but it don't even FaZe me
I call them attack dogs cause my bitches be crazy
Straight jacking on them hoes when I'm jacking on them hoes
And their pretty clothes, titties hanging lower than my K/D
I may be a gamer but you know I'm not playing CoD Elite Premium
Dick
So you know your girl's paying
No steady aim on my gun if you know what I'm saying
Say "Oh my God" when that knob buzz that's spraying and praying
Nobody

[Chorus]
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
I'ma hit this quad
Give me head like it's yo job
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Call of Duty
C-C-Call of Duty and Blowjobs
Two things that I love are
Call of Duty and Blowjobs