[Chord] 2000 Man (Kiss)

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[A5]Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece[E5] of plastic film[A5]
[A5]And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my[E5] little window [A5]sill [D5]And don't you know I'm a [A5]2,000[D5] man[A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all [A5]You know, my wife still respects me
Even though [E5]I really misuse [A5]her
[A5]I am having an affair
With the [E5]Random computer[A5] [D5]But don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5] [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all [A5]Oh [D5]daddy[A5], [E5]proud of your [D5]planet[A5]
[A5]Oh [D5]mommy[A5], [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun
X 2 Times [D5]Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5]Like they did when you were young [A5]Or did they [D5]come [D5]down [A5]crashin'
[E5]Seeing all the [B5]things you'd [E5]done
[E5]Spacin' out and [B5]havin' [E5]fun [A5]Oh [D5]daddy[A5], [E5]proud of your [D5]planet[A5]
[A5]Oh [D5]mommy[A5], [E5]proud of [D5]your [A5]sun
X 2 Times [D5]Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5]Like they did when you were young [A5]Or did they [D5]come [D5]down [A5]crashin'
[E5]Seeing all the [B5]things you'd [E5]done
[E5]Spacin' out and [B5]havin' [E5]fun [D5]And But don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5]man[D5] [A5]
[D5]And my kids, they just don't understand [A5]me at [E5]all