[Lyric] 21st Century Yoopers in Space (Da Yoopers)

1. FIRST DA TRILOBITES AND DINOSAURS RAN OUT A LUCK
DEN DA DAY CAME WHEN MAN CRAWLED OUTTA DA MUCK
ERECTUS TO SAPIAN TO NEANDERTHAL MAN
HE LOOKED TO DA STARS, WANTED TO UNDERSTAND
FLINT NAPPER, SPEAR THROWER, PAINTER OF CAVES
TO FARMER, BLACK SMITH, METAL ERGY
EMPIRES, CONQUERS, TEMPLES TO GODS
CLEOPATRA, DAT HOT EGYPTIAN CHICK WIT A BOD

CHORUS:
THEY DREAMED, YA DEY WANTED TO FLY
DEY DREAMED, WANTED TO TOUCH DA SKY
ROCKET PROPULSION AND A COOLER OF BEER
A NICE COMFY PILLOW FOR EACH OF OUR REARS

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE
SOME SAY DAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAN TO FLY
WELL IF IT’S TRUE IT’LL BE A YOOPER DAT FINDS OUT WHY

2. DA ROMANS, CHRISTIANS, BUDDHISTS AND MONKS
EUROPE CRINGING WHILE GENGHIS KICKED BUT
DA MIDDLE AGES BLACK PLAGUE, DA INQUISITION
CHINESE ART AND ALL DOES FUN POSITIONS
RENAISSANCE, LUTHERANISM, NEW WORLD FUN
DA AZTECS AND DA INCAS BOTH LOOKED TO DA SUN
DA AMERICAN INDIAN RESPECTED DA EAGLE
I GO TO DA DUMP SO I CAN WORSHIP DA SEAGULL
CHORUS:
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE
SOME SAY DAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAN TO FLY
WELL IF IT’S TRUE IT’LL BE A YOOPER DAT FINDS OUT WHY
THEY DREAMED, YA DEY WANTED TO FLY
DEY DREAMED, WANTED TO TOUCH DA SKY
WE’RE ON A MISSION TO PROTECT DA GREAT LAKES
FROM WATER PIRATES FROM OUTER SPACE

TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY YOOPERS IN SPACE
SOME SAY DAT GOD NEVER MEANT FOR MAN TO FLY
WELL IF IT’S TRUE IT’LL BE A YOOPER DAT FINDS OUT WHY