[Lyric] A Daft Cunt Like Me (The Sandy Hook Moms)

Hey mate.. mate..
Eh, can you help a bugger out, yeh?
I'm down here, mate.. yeh
Ah, i got curb stomped
By a pack of muzzies
Yeah, they did a real number on me
Look at this
They tried to cut off me willie
With a boxcutter, that’s right
It's just hangin' there by the vein, ah jeez
Help a bloke out, yeah?
Come on.. help me out mate
You see, these paki’s jumped me
And they tried to cut me dick off, alright?
They tried to behead me too
But me scabies freaked them out!
Hahaha! yeah, they were trying to take
Both heads off the ol' coin tosser 'ere, eh chum?
Ah, did you notice me rickets?
It's good for the cricket, haha! get it?
Oh, yer slow are ya? a daft cunt like me
That's good.. that's good..
I'll spot ya a pint later, down at the pub
But yeh.. bitches love rickets
I got lots 'o twisted head back in the day
You shoulda been there mate
But yeh.. those muzzies meant business, mate
They was pissed, yeh thats right
Pissed cuz i showed ’em a sketch i made
Of muhammad’s head on the body of a dog
And he was takin' a shit on the quran
And sniffin’ at it, yeh?
Haha! that's right.. it was top notch
But those dirty bastards got no humor in 'em
Yeh, none at all..
Fuck.. i think me willie came off completely now
Eh.. be a good lad
And put it in a baggy for me, will ya mate?
Yeh, just put it in that empty bag of crisps
And i'll get the doc to stitch it back on at the clinic
Ah fuck.. at least me balls are hangin’ in there
That's the bright side, right?
Yeh, i can still get me some action with only me balls
I don't really give a shit, mate.. that's how it is, yeh?
Enough to get me some action right now if i wanted
You think i can't pound gash at the drop a of hat, mate?
You takin' the piss with me, yeh? fuck off!
You panty sniffin' cunt hole!
Eh mate.. look.. can you put me damn dick
In the chip bag like i told ya?
Yeh, just do it..
I don't wanna see some mangy cat runnin' off with it
Yeh, maybe i'll keep it then..
Keep it as a souvenir and wear it 'round me neck
That'd look good at the pub, eh?
Those tossers would be gobsmacked over it
They'd jizz in their trousers all night
Oh shit.. the ants are eatin' me dick
I can't even have that..
Eh mate, pass me one of those boots, will ya?
Right, good on ya.. flatten those little bastards, eh?
Haha! smash my cock and die, you little cunts
That's the last cock you'll ever try to eat
You little fuckin' assholes.. fuck you.. oh yeh..
Fucking muzzie trash..
So this is what it comes down to
This is what it comes down to..
Ah, it figures.. yeh, it figures..