[Lyric] A Steel Cat In a Glass Jar (Girl One And The Grease Guns)

[Verse 1]
And, lo and behold, ten minutes later, the same guy, veterinarian
Calls me, and says "I have a cat"
And I can't believe it, I get off the phone
Two minutes later, in it comes
"Had to put it to sleep, and, you can have this cat."
And I- he asked me that it never show up in a film
In the film
So, uh, or be recognized
So I had to have this set up in my basement there
And I drove down and got the cat in a cardboard box
And, um, just before lunch, I put it into a jar filled with formaldehyde
And it wеnt in like a slinky. It just layed down in the formaldеhyde
And then I went upstairs and had lunch
I came back down and I went to get the cat out of the jar
And it had gotten Rigor Mortis
And this had a narrow pop
It was like trying to pull a steel cat out of a- out of a glass jar
But just at the bottom of the water, there was tar
Who knows just how thick it was
And, the uh, tar preserves the ??
And the cat has served many purposes
When I lowered this cat in there uh
And then, about a year later came back
And pulled the wire, and the cat came out
Impregnated with tar
[Outro]
(whispers)