[Store Clerk & Girl:]
Oh, hello! Welcome to Likes For Less, how can we help you?
Hi, I was told that I could come here for likes. How much would it be for 1000 likes?
Hmm, that'll be your dignity
Okay, I'll take that. How much would it be to get a certain amount of followers?
Hmm. . . mm! That one's your self-esteem
Okay, oh I'll give that. giggles Now how much would it be to get a certain guy to comment on my pictures?
gasps Oh! That's our Premium Package. For that, you'll lose all self-respect
Okay, um. But I don't have anything left
record scratches
gasps in the background
Oh. crash Oh, well we can't help you. Bye bye! speaking to new customer Welcome to Likes For Less! How can we help you?
Oh, hello! Welcome to Likes For Less, how can we help you?
Hi, I was told that I could come here for likes. How much would it be for 1000 likes?
Hmm, that'll be your dignity
Okay, I'll take that. How much would it be to get a certain amount of followers?
Hmm. . . mm! That one's your self-esteem
Okay, oh I'll give that. giggles Now how much would it be to get a certain guy to comment on my pictures?
gasps Oh! That's our Premium Package. For that, you'll lose all self-respect
Okay, um. But I don't have anything left
record scratches
gasps in the background
Oh. crash Oh, well we can't help you. Bye bye! speaking to new customer Welcome to Likes For Less! How can we help you?
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