[Lyric] Adam Blampieds Cheat Sheet to John Cena (Adam Blampied)

[Intro]
Hello, I'm Adam hailing from partsFUNknown, and we are talking about John Felix Anthony Cena Jr.; have you heard of him?

[Verse]
If not, here's a handy little cheat sheet
A dummy's guide to Mr. "You Can't See Me"
Our story begins back in OVW
A 250-lbs of veiny trouble, you
Look at these muscles
Look at these muscles
Believe the proto-hype, that's the prototype
Someone get Vince McMahon a wet wipe
Made a stir in June '02
On the main roster, "Oh it's true!"
Last-name aggression, first namе ruthless,
Endless repеtition meant the gimmick was toothless
Months after debut he'd be scrapped
At least until Stephanie heard him rap
A brand new gimmick was concocted
Mr. Thuganomics achieved his Doctorate
Jewelry, Cash-in, basketball fashion
Vanilla Ice freestyle, lot of gay-bashing
Rode around with B-2, U.S. Champion
Stabbed in a night club, U.S. Champion
2005 WrestleMania,
Won a world title, his run got same-ier and same-ier
As it went along and long, and by long I mean fucking long!
Hundreds of days of belts spinning, winning, winning, endless winning
Four words carved on wrestling's soul:
"John Cena wins lol"
Shoulder block, shoulder block, hand to the face
Back-body drop, knuckle shuffle, AA
A full decade of babyface,
resisting change and laying waste:
Edge, Umaga, the Orton junk
DX, Nexus, CM Punk
Lost to Rock, thought he'd try it
Beat Brock, beat Rock, beat Bray Wyatt
But in 2015, something changed.
Cena showed just a little glimmer of range
The U.S. invitational, sensational creation that'd see the Cenation leader
Slip down the card & working harder
Testing wrestling's newest names:
Owens, Rollins, Styles, Reigns
All beat Cena, proved they could
As big John moved to Hollywood!
Stops back in on occasion
Pops a rating, he's a free agent
A legend almost laid to rest,
A measuring stick to gauge the best
Hustle, Loyalty, Respect
And then he got killed by a clown.