[Lyric] Adam Eve the TV Show: Season 2 (Chazer Wazer)

[Intro: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 1: Eve]
I'm an ugly fuck, that's all I think about
Why don't you just slit your wrist is my inna sound
But before I go, I wanna release this shy killa out
Luck, I'm out of it and at the moment I'm in some doubt

[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 2: Eve]
I don't know why I'm like this, I thought my life was fine
My mental state hasn't aged like good wine
I could continue to live, but why would I?
If you stack my insecurities they would be 9 foot 5
I'm emotionless but at the moment I could cry
[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 3: Eve]
If I died, I know no one would give a shit
I wish I was American, 'cause then I'd pull the trigger prick
My brains more fucked then when a blizzard hits
I'vе done more shit then what Hitlеr did
But I do care for some people, just a little bit
Wait, no I don't, I need to tell myself to simmer bitch

[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 4: Eve]
All though we haven't spoke for years, I still think about you
I been seeing you a lot on TV with your loud crew
Although our lives have changed I'm sure proud Dude
Whenever I'm blue I took drugs until I saw sound through
Headphones, I do this 'cause this interviewer said "you're a whore Pal
Do it, kill yourself" Oh I forgot to mention I'm poor now too
To make some money, guess what I sell for clout, nudes
[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 5: Eve]
Although God created me, I feel like I'm from Hell
I must admit I'm a bit jealous 'cause my life's wrong, fail
Every morning I look in the mirror and tell myself to fight on girl
But then I also wanna stab myself with a nice long nail
I used to be smoking hot, my career was high like bongs, tell
Me you hate these dark vibes but this is a fine song, well
Last week I got arrested because I said I bomb pale's
But I only said that because white's gone sell
So go on, sigh God, Dwell

[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 6: Eve]
In my head there's a beat changed
All I do is see hate like when you created methane
Where I'm at is worse than a Yeezy clothing range
I've tried to get back on my feet Mate
But whenever I show up at audition, they just say, please leave Kate
Fuck, they don't even know me
They don't even know me
But I'll soon be happy with a smile as big as my ass, hopefully
I'm living hope free, fuck I'm a ho, geese I'm just joking
I know I'm not the only one who's lonely but I'm not coping
[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 7: Eve]
I'm addicted to watching watch mojo
I've been told I'm a hoe though
I've been told I'm a retard every time I go woke, poke poke
I've been told I'm cringe when I say YOLO
I've been told to kill myself every time a boat soaks
I've been told I should let hope go
I've been told I'm a slut every time I go low
I've been told I'm nothing, oh no
I read these tweets while drinking co-co
How will I survive another day? I don't know
I want to survive another day but I won't though, yo
But today I gave up coke, joke

[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 8: Eve]
What's the point? What's the point? I haven't got a point
I'm still recovering from that time I shot a boy
But I got three thirteen times like I'm from Detroit
Did I mention I got raped on a sofa?
Did I mention my hate wanna throw ya
Over a balcony? Well I do
I want you dead, I want you fucking dead
I'm doing my best when I write with fine lead
I can't wait until tomorrow when I get to lay in a high bed
Up in the clouds, some say I'll end up under ground
They say money rules the world, fuck a pound
I wanna run into a tiger enclosure covered in butter, how?
I used to be thicc like concrete and proper fit like a noun
I'm about to do it, so cut the sound

[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 9: Eve]
I can't, I'm too scared
I'm in a dark place and I've gotta get through there
For me to carry on living would be fucking useless
I'm writing from the top and I'm sad like blue hair
I'm sadder than a redditor's life
I look at my issues as head it or die
People are saying I'm a slut, I red it online
I'm sending you all these messages, I hope you reply
It said you've seen them, don't fucking ignore me
You're always on TV bagging about how you sleep with a bitch, whore please?
When I die I'll be haunting like a pedo does a forteen
But let me inject you with some truth like morphine
You got me addicted to drugs and the best you could say is "poor thing"
But then yet, you can sit back in a new castle like a Geordie
I know you want me dead, you want me to shoot myself in the head, surely
You have some compassion, but I know you don't, you'll just say "here's the door, Eve"

[Chorus: Eve]
I wanna kill myself
Uh, kill myself

[Post Chorus: Eve]
Yo Adam

[Verse 10: Eve]
As I'm currently typing this I'm slitting my wrist
Blood is running down this fine bitch
Admit it, you fucking love this
Well guess what bitch? This isn't it
I'm also going to hang myself
I know where I'm going, but why hell?
I look around and see blood on my jaw, blood on the door
There's blood on this whore, blood on the floor
My one-bedroom flat was white before
Now it's just red everywhere, I know where I'm going so let me swear
I don't know how else to put it so I'll just quote Tyler
"I know you fucking feel me, I want to fucking kill me"
You can't fucking help me, I'm feeling numb, that's how pills be
They've fucked me up, I used to have skin that was silky
Like a couple having sex in planes
I cut all ties from my former life, no more flexin' chains
My life is nearly up as I put the rope up
No more life for me after I get my throat cut
No more getting called a hoe slut
Time for me to get the wooden stool so I can go nuts
I jump from it
I can feel my heartbeat jumping through my chest
I just want you to know I do my best
Things are fading away as the days starts to fade
My palms are unrecognizable, they're nothing but red
I know when I'm dead people couldn't give a fuck less
This is what happens when you think you've got success
I'm strug-I'm struggling to keep my eyes closed
No, wait, open
You'll know how I feel ones I send this mess-
Mess-messag-

[Eve drops her phone]

[Part II]

[Verse: Adam]
Yo, bitch
I got your stupid little messages you attention seeking bitch
You disturbed me while I was sleeping bitch
"Oh, I'm gonna kill myself" Shut the fuck up
Before I shut you up, you fucking slut cunt
You're just jealous because I've got clout and you don't, ho
And again, shut the fuck up before I go loco
Take a chill pill, have some co-co-
Oh fuck, I'm getting a phone call

[Skit]
(On the phone)

[Adam]
Yo, my man Chazer

[Chazer]
Yo, wha'd up?

[Adam]
Eh, nothing really. What about you?

[Chazer]
Same, really. Oh, Eve is here

[Adam]
What the fuck is she doing in Essex?

[Chazer]
Well, she's not at my house actually. She's at my dad's house. AKA Heaven

[Adam]
What, really?

[Chazer]
Yep, she's as dead as your trim, ha

[Adam]
How did she die, did she get killed or something?

[Chazer]
Nope, she did the oldest treat in the book, suicide

[Adam]
Fuck

[Chazer]
Well, I'll chat with ya later, yeah?...Adam, you good?

[Adam]
Yeah, I'm fine

[Part III]

[Intro: Chazer]
Hello Eve, long time no see, nice little rhyme there
Let me tell ya what we offer here in Heaven
In a nice little rap

[Verse: Chazer]
Let's get to business, you can witness many big dicks
You can get fucked up the ass than celebrate with fish sticks
Have a look at this (What?) look at this bitch (What is it?)
It's a phat stack of green more than when they rap on lean
Just for you Eve, you can even stab one G
Here, shake my hands (Ew)
Oh soz, I had a wee
Heaven is great, where there's no fear of rape
There's no judgment here 'cause we're not here to hate
We're here to celebrate you and your life
Our only rule is no playing fortnite (Cringe bruh)
I know your a big fan of coke, here's four lines
Oh, what's that I hear, you want more rhymes (No!)
Shut up whore, lemme rap about heaven, baby
This place is as good as the number seven, lady
This place is like 9/11, crazy
I ain't lyin' dude, on the daily we drink Irn Bru
We're the shit up here like flyin' poo
Don't worry Eve, I know you like hidin' booze
This is your recovery, you're a girl I can take a likin' too
Sike I'm spikin' you
Laugh bitch, that was an Em quote and I mentioned recovery
You're loving me and by the night you'll be fucking me (No way)
Then you ain't coming in Heaven bitch
Fuck off to Hell, you cunt

[Part IV]

[Eve: Intro]
Fuck this
Eve sent to hell
Push around, well
I'm taking control this time
Yo check this out

[Eve: Verse]
All my life I was told I weren't shit
All my life I tried to earn shit
I used to have so much money I could burn shit
But I've been fucked in the head since birth, bitch
That spineless twat tricked me into eating
Adam wanted to eat this pussy, my heart is beating
God looked at me and went "Eve, leave"
I replied with "Please please, don't make me leave"
He was like "This shit is easy"
I would of let him treat me like a sex slave if he would keep me
He kicked us out, we lived in poverty for years
It bought me to tears, I punch awfully a peer
I wannabe like Avril Lavigne and let go
Unfortunately, I can't even shop in Tesco
Will I survive in Hell? Place your bets ho's
But I'm finally happy 'cause I'm dead yo
I don't have to worry about earning green 'cause it's red so
Living here ain't that bad, 'cause it's not real
I got skills, I used to pop pills, got chills
Hot thrills, Kanye West has money but not bills
I'm a boss still, I lost mills
But I'm over it like I just stepped on Pennywise
My soul is still here like Marvin Gaye so just let me die
I was so right wing I made lefties cry
Back when I was alive I used to think jet ski's fly
Oh my, has time gone by, I hate my songs, why?
Did I do songs while I was high, why?
Did I do porn for just 30 quid, why?
Did I scream hurt me bitch?, why?
Was I such a dirty bitch?, why?
Am I asking so many fucking question?
It took me to die to create this masterpiece
If I was alive this would be my Carter III
I've been fucked more than Karma's V
I could have been a better pornstar but I guess she has harder knees
I do wish I could have met with Adam and cleared the tension
But I want you to all know I'm doing my best, hun
I remember that time I got shot with a lead gun
But I no longer have to think about that because my heads numb
Wait, this has been going on for awhile, so I need a rest, son
I feel proud because I survived a lotta shit
But I'm not done, it's Adam who I wanna hit
And Scarlette Johanson, I'm a hotta bitch
I look the Devil in the face and his wrist I'm gonna slit
Although I'm beneath the earth, I feel like I'm on top of it
"Yo Eve, I think it's time we leave"
Wait, who the fuck is this?
"This is your conscience, our time is up"
Find me Adam, I wanna fight this cunt
"We can't, it's too late, we can't be saved"
But I'm not ready to die
"Then why the fuck did you commit suicide?"
I didn't think it would work
"You fucking idiot"
Why am I still here?
"Well, we can't fuck off until you accept death"
I can't leave so give me a heart please
"It's too late, come on, I think we should go"
Will they remember me?
"Of course, you're Eve from Adam & Eve the TV Show"
This is it, no more Eve, once I leave
So thank you all for following my story but these are my final words in this book
Goodbye