[Lyric] Amogus (Crox and Sox)

[Instrumental intro]

I fucking hate Amogus

I can't fucking take it
I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it
I fucking see it
"Oh, that looks kinda like the Among Us guy!" it started as
That's funny, that's a cool reference

But I kept going
I'd see a fridge that looked like Among Us
I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like Among Us
I'd see a hat that looked like Among Us

And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words "AMOGUS" ran through my head
It's torment
Psychological torture

I am being conditioned to laugh maniacally any time I see an oval on a red object
I can't fucking live like this...
I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't!

And don't get me fucking started on the words!
I'll never hear the word "suspicious" again without thinking of Among Us
Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus."
I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person

And the word "among" is ruined
The phrase "among us" is ruined
I can't live anymore

Among Us has destroyed my fucking life
I want to eject myself from this plane of existence
MAKE IT STOP!

[Outro]
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