[Lyric] An Asymptote (Roadside Assistance)

[Intro]
Math class (oh yeah)
Aww snap
Get your calcs ready it's about to go down
Everybody in the class open up your binders
But stay in radian mode
We graphin’ this, let's go

[Hook]
An asymptote, an asymptote
Everybody look at me cause I'm graphing asymptotes
An asymptote, an asymptote
Take a good hard look at the tangent asymptote

[Jack]
An asymptote, just can’t touch it, ‘proach infinity
Drawing straight dotted lines, on a graphing spree
Doing cotangent, just check out what I wrote
Secant, tan or whatever, I’m making asymptotes

[Tyler]
Take a look at this
An asymptote which
Is from a cosecant graph, in its own niche
I got my reference page
Just made all the copies
I use a ruler, so I know, my notes aren’t sloppy
[Jack]
And all my secant graphs, they’ve got the turns in it
They’re really nice, and even Tyler’s gotta admit
But this ain’t geometry, this is as real as it gets
Got asymptotes cuz this is trig, don't you ever forget

[Tyler]
An asymptote and
It’s what I wrote and
See them on ‘ciprical graphs, as well as on tan
All the totes are straight, going vertic’lly-o
And for the U’s, they go on top and be-low

[Tyler]
Get your calcs up!
These totes are real!

[Jack]
Forget y, tan x ,When you’re graphing
Forget sine, reciprocals, When you’re graphing
I’m in class with my boys, When you’re graphing
Roadside Assistance make noise, When you’re graphing

[Tyler]
Secant, I’m gonna graph it now
When teachers see my totes, they all say wow
Axis of sym is nil and Pi, somehow
Unlike root minus one, anything is possible
[Dan]
Yeah, never thought I'd graph asymptotes
I’m sweating; I need a root beer float
Professor please teach meee, ohhh
I’m scaring all of these chaps away
My graphs make them all go astray
No one else got a say
Our class ends todayyy...

[Hook]