[Lyric] Annies Party (Chris Miller and Nathan Tysen)

Punch bowl
Crudités
Streamers stream end to end
Cake sits
Jell-O gels
Where the hell's
My boyfriend?

White gloves
Bouffant dress
Hair flipped
The latest trend
Clutch purse
Cultured pearls
Dressed to kill
My boyfriend

You think you can run away?
Not like it's the first time
Gonna be hell to pay
You better come back crawling
Come back crawling
Dad almost bought the farm
Paying for my party
I should be on your arm
My guest of honor, now a goner

I'll go it alone
Just a minor snafu
Amazing the things
A new outfit can do
Thе belle of the ball
Is sеt to perform
Touch-up the makeup
And enter the swarm

Prom Queen
Flawless skin
Straight A's
Abstinence
Which means
In all ways
Does anyone doubt that
I'm God sent?

You think I'm enjoying this?
Smile, laugh, and curtsy
You're really destroying this
No more chumming, guess who's coming
I'll make you settle down
Once I sink my claws in
Mom's got a wedding gown
And it almost fits me, that's what gets me

Sneak out the back
Though the party's begun
It's ruined, it's over
But this girl is not done
I'll show you what I'm not cut out for
What I can or cannot do
I'm on my way to the top of the ladder
And I'm on my way to the bottom of you

Pearls off
Gloves away
Gonna be hell to pay
I'm leaving, Daddy, against your will
First I'll find and then I'll kill
My boyfriend