[Lyric] Astrology is Retarded (Yung Spinach Cumshot)

[Intro]
Ayo what the fuck?
Is this an iCarly type beat?
No way someone remixed this into a rap beat
Bruh, who did this?
(xonthebeat)

[Verse 1]
My nuts are stuck to my leg so I'm adjusting
Girls with armpit hair are disgusting
In your mom's ass are the nuts I be busting
And you know my foreskin is what she's munching

[Chorus]
Fuck a girl properly
My shit is fucking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded? Yeah I think that they might be
I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
Astrology is retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
And If she's a furry then I think she might bite me
[Verse 2]
Mad racks are the only thing that I'm earning
I dive in the pussy, call me young Raheem Sterling
Erectile dysfunction, my peepee is hurting
I'm on no-fap though, so you know I can't be jerking
Eating that ass, yeah I gotta catch a whiff
Playing with my nuts, bitch I call it scratch n' sniff
Bitch you fucking know imma suck on them tits
I've been flexing on bitches ever since I was a kid

[Interlude]
Bitches be so fine, I pull up like damn shawty, what's yo pronouns? And she'd be like: Get away from me, you're an Aries so we're not compatible, it's the negative energy for me
Like damn bitch, I was just tryna get some head

[Verse 3]
All these girls are dumb, probably still suck their thumb
Please tell me it's a joke, I hope it's just for fun
I was gonna make her pussy pop just like a gun
But then I saw that she had crystals so you know I had to run

[Interlude]
Yeah bro, I was running so fast to get away from that astrology bitch
Like, those people are probably smoking those crystals or something, ‘cause they aren’t normal

[Chorus]
Fuck a girl properly
My shit is fucking watery
I'm winning all these racks like the motherfucking lottery
Stealing your bitch, call that shit a fucking robbery
Why the fuck is it a trend to believe in astrology?
Are these girls retarded? Yeah I think that they might be
I don't give a fuck that you're a Pisces
Astrology is retarded, like come on bitch, come fight me
And If she's a furry then I think she might bite me
[Verse 4]
I was gonna fuck with with her and she would blow my whistle
After doing that, we would smash just like a missile
She was just about to make my sausage sizzle
But then I had to run because I saw her crystals
Fucking almost every single girl in my nation
Except for the ones that look at constellations
I’m spitting all this fire, might just call it a cremation
And I’m making all this money, economic inflation